United Methodist divinity school student. Always striving to reconcile with land and build an anti-racist future. Editor at @YetAlive_mag. #faithfullyLGBT
Joined December 2018
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So...how are us bivocational folks meant to find these other jobs when we're fresh out of a Master's degree and being sent to butt-ass nowhere with it?
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My husband is not allowed to write any more books, because I have to edit them, and I still have to do my real job anyway. Making my husband get an author vasectomy
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Here is my list of emojis that I do not think I could use in a sext: 😂😔🫂🐦🦂🪼🪽🫚🫙🥜🎣🪕🏰🏯🎡🕍💿📀🔨🪤🧿🔬🛒📁📂🪯☪️✝️🚯🚱⚜️👁️🗨️
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Guys I didn't tweet for a few days and I took twitter off of my phone and I think it lost its appeal. I think I'm free
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It's a bit hard to be investing in the health of my soil when I live like a mile from a Northern Suffolk line, man
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Do you ever get absolutely in the flow of writing a sermon and then you have to stop right before you're about to write the climax
I'm about to just write my sermon all the way thru my Love and Desire class
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My friend sent me a tiktok and it was so funny that I just immediately sent it back to her without even realizing
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Our church invited the DS to talk with us about disaffilistion, and other than one guy who really shouldn't have been there because he's already moved his membership, the consensus in the room was that disaffiliation was bad and they were angry that it was happening
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I'm like 98.5% sure my cat is in a romantic relationship with the neighborhood stray that looks like a Halloween decoration of a Hitler skull. Which I guess is not his fault. Actually it seems sweet
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It seems far-fetched that there's such a thing as the Indo-European language family, doesn't it. What if we formed a group that could get to the bottom of why they're trying to sell us on this obvious lie
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