If you haven’t found your life partner at 24 it’s over for you, bitch nigga

I lived, bitch.

Girls with ugly pussies deserve the death sentence

There is romance in being a complete and utter vaginal slave. Send tweet

I want to kiss and spend money on every sweetiegirl on earth, even the ones with gross sexually transmitted diseases

It’s not my fault that God made me big and fat and nasty

I know dudes that are Aryan chad warriors until it’s time to take their shirt off at the pool

Faggot slave.

Walking up to the Torta whose alone at the gym at 2:30 in the morning and telling her “I’m here to get pussy”

It does break my heart that princess sweetiepies like this feel like they have to go out on the cold streets and protest like this they should be at home (my home) in a warm blanket watching their shows, cooking (my) dinner and wondering what color they’ll paint their toes next.

.@dash_eats @BrittanyXVenti girls, let’s settle this beef with a naked oiled up wrestling match in my bed with me as the referee kissing and touching will be permitted 🫶🏻

I’m into WMAF (White Me, Any Female)

Telling a 25 year old that if she’s ever had a boyfriend in the past I’ll kill myself

Calling my tiny 10x10 bedroom that has nothing but a twin bed and my dual monitor PC set up “The Fuckdome”

My hobbies on my dating profile are; Chronic Masturbation, eating fried chicken naked and pretending it’s a slain foe, and contributing to “Indian Rekt” threads on /gif/

Guy at the gym at 3 in the morning working out in a polo tee, skinny jeans, Air Jordan 1s and a 59-50 snapback #ok

The fact that you think your life is a “tale” at all is the reason why you have your wheels spinning in the mud