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Bay Ridge USA
Joined March 2007
How common is it to periodically wake-up at 4am needing a cup of coffee in order to go back to sleep?
In the extended Martinverse, Sheneneh Jenkins and Martin have duodecaplets called the Martinenehs, who are spelling champions.
Pumpkin spice lattes are gone, and they’re never coming back.
Sad news… my cover band, Smooshed Pumpcans, will not be performing live tonight with their usual drum-kit. #crushed #tonighttonight #percussionastrophy – at Brooklyn, NY
This is just disappointing. The ai algorithm has never had good pizza so this is what it considers revolting. 🥺🤖🍽 #aiart #dalle2
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Imagine going to see a doctor, and after the exam they hand you this. – at Brooklyn, NY
Say hello to Zodiac Man. This tradition of illustration was used as a tool — throughout the medieval and renaissance period — to show which astrological sign was linked to which body part. More here in our latest post: buff.ly/3fQFGhB
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The best pizza in the world comes from NYC – at Brooklyn, NY
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Dear listeners to “Rate and Subscribe: the Podcast”, my podcast about underwriting and periodicals, which is now #1 in iTunes, PLEASE STOP rating and subscribing. I’m trying to keep this thing off of Apple’s radar and you people are screwing me on this thing. – at Brooklyn, NY
*clears throat* May the fifth be w- Oh f
I can't be the only person out there who sees a charge from Venmo and thinks why am I being charged for Vimeo.