@DarknetDiaries
You've probably seen all this now, but listening to Maxie.
news.microsoft.com/source/fe…
Here's a bit more Indore underwater DCs
Stu retweeted
Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.
My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.
He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.
I looked at the device.
Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.
I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.
So I didn’t give him the password.
Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.
I set up a captive portal.
I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.
Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.
He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.
My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."
I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.
We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.
But we had a secure perimeter.
You’re welcome for the compliance.
Everyone slags off AKS/Kubernates, but...
As we're using it anyway, it's resulted in:
Less downtime
Stability
Cheaper than Azure App Services.
Why do companies like sky market that routers are coffee table furniture?
Not things that belong in a cupboard to not be touched.
Stu retweeted
The whole naturally fuelling shit is boring as fuck.
I'm not fuelling to be fucking healthy.
I'm fuelling for performance, which at some point becomes unnatural.
You think naturally we railed 400mg of caffeine before a hunt?!?
Stu retweeted
GIVEAWAY ALERT: It's Freebie Friday!✨ WIN this luxury bundle of beauty and fragrance goodies, worth £261! To enter: 1)Like & Retweet this post 2)Follow @Cohorted Good luck! 🖤 Giveaway Ends: 31/07/25 #FreebieFriday
Stu retweeted
Competition Time! We're giving away another £10 John Lewis voucher. For a chance to win simply #follow and #RT before 10pm! #WIN #Competition #FreebieFriday #FridayFeeling
Stu retweeted
IT IS NEARLY THE WEEKEND!!!! 😀
#Freiday is here!!! And with it is your chance to #win a case of #Alkoholfrei 🍻
Simply repost and your name will go into the hat 🎩
Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!!
Stu retweeted
I only have one request: stop using exceptions as API response control flow. Stop it right now. I will slap the next dev who throws a NotFoundException.
Stu retweeted
Please stop building SPAs. Just because your pages all have the same header and footer, it does not mean you have a single page app. Over 90% of the SPA projects I’ve worked on should not have been SPAs (and were markedly worse because of it).