The stupid shit no one needs and terrible ideas hackathon by @ameliawb & @sam_lavigne | https://xitter.cf/t.co/hv6ob2dRmq
2020, CA
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While alas, I didn’t hack any NFTs I do admit nothing funnier has happened to digital art in my lifetime.
Someone broke into my home and stole my computer and I had $200 million worth of @GIPHY gifs I downloaded.
Mindfulness is sus. When your boss and Apple™️ watch send you reminders for the same practice. I don’t think My well-being is involved.
The yellowjackets in my yard have been doing the same, but have they met my cat? Not yet, not yet. Also she’s shy but deadly.
Yellowjackets just gets bigger and better every single week, and you need to be watching it. buzzfeed.com/noradominick/tv…
My startup is helping me freeze my eggs but honestly I also need them to help me freeze these steaks I’m not going to eat this weekend.
I am fine. In case you are a time traveler wondering if you should tinker with this timeline I mean at this point ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬
In the Criminal Justice system especially around the holidays the people are protected by two separate but equally important groups: the elf on the shelf who investigates the crime and the paw patrol who catch the offenders. These are their stories….🎄
The cdc said that you are lucky. You’re a star. There is nothing missing from your life. Don’t ask why do these tears fall at night.
Sometimes I want to make a blockchain joke about dudes who horde wealth and power and then I realize my joke probably already exists as a real thing. Satire is dead.