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I'd like a pizza for delivery. Yes I did already call once today.

Well that's exactly what my fortune cookie said, so I already knowwwwww I would make a good lawyer.

Yeah, but I'm asking you if you THINK a donkey and a goat COULD do it. See the difference?

Yeah, that's probably something I've said. RT @ashleytisdale Met my sister at coffee and visited her at work!!!

What's up with cats?

I had an apple.

What are you thinking abouuuuuuuut?

Fine, thanks.

It took me a while to figure out what TGIF means. YOU TOO?

I'll have a small coffee, please

So I've been thinking!

Is that a sext?

Actually it's pronounced Bah-nahl.

That's not where it goes.

Kewl.

Which KFC? No, I know. WHICH KFC?

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