Thirty, flirty, and (sorta) thriving. ✨

Joined June 2013
Not even halfway through this episode, and it’s already my FAVORITE of the year. Also, fun drinking idea: take a shot every time they turn @Alex_Schroeder4 into a witch 😂🧙
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I just painted my niece’s nails. She touched it when the nail polish was still wet, and she cried. 😂💅
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You guys, go listen to “Hold Me Up” by Andrew Ripp & Jervis Campbell 🤍🎶
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I’ve been intensely craving flamin’ hot Cheetos, but not the original, the xxtra flamin’ hot Cheetos. 🤤🔥
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Twin telepathy is real. I was randomly craving cookie dough and my sister bought be some. 🤗
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Me: “I got a speeding ticket” My brother: “Why?” Me: “…because I was speeding”
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My dad at our local Mexican restaurant: “I like my beans fried once.”
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Me: *extremely tired* Did you know David Duchovny is a magician? Celeste: *confused* A magician? 🪄 Me: *an idiot* …Musician 🎤
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If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Happy Birthday to the beautiful and talented @ChelseaLaden! I hope you have the best day 🥳
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Yes, we must Never forget. But we must also say: Never Again.
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Does anyone else have a brother who texts you the most random things? 😂
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My grandma wants me to try online dating again. She says the options I’ve gotten before were terrible. 🤣
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Rest in peace to the man, the myth, and the legend, Tim Curry, who scared the absolute shit out of me as a child when I saw his performance in Stephen King’s “IT”.
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If you’re not in the #FearClub, you’re missing out on some quality content. I laughed so hard when @ConnorStallings’s face froze on their most recent podcast about their “firsts”. 🎙️🤣 Join in on all the fun here: fearclub.com 📲 #ProjectFear
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I’ve been single for 9 years, so why in the world would this post be on my algorithm? 😂 #waitingformyfuturehusband
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Thank you, God, for always providing for me and my family. 🙏🏼♥️
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All I hear on my fyp now is “Loser” by Tame Impala since watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and I’m not mad about it. 🎶🖤🕸️
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Fear Gear ✔️ Chrysler Pacifica ✔️ Camo ✔️ Hell yeah (white monster) ✔️ Cabin in the woods ✔️ #ProjectFear #FearGear
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I just got a fortune-less fortune cookie 🥠 …that’s good luck, right? Right?!
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