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"Tram"
"Ok last name?"
"Tran"
"First name?"
"Tram"
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"brian"
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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The NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles almost killed Jalen Hurts for a Week 5 international showcase.
The full details of what happened behind closed doors in London just surfaced, and the negligence is staggering.
Before kickoff in London, Hurts was in a hospital bed until 4:00 AM undergoing emergency vascular testing. Medical staff instructed him not to sleep because sleep was considered an active health risk.
Instead of shutting down their $255 million franchise quarterback, the team cleared him to play 60 minutes of brutal, high-impact collision football on zero sleep.
Then, they loaded him onto a pressurized, 8-hour transatlantic flight back to Philadelphia.
Every doctor on the planet knows that long-haul flights and cabin pressure are the exact triggers that cause lower-extremity blood clots to break free. The Eagles spent days assuring the public it was just a "minor, superficial calf clot".
Now the truth comes out: the clot dislodged, shot through his bloodstream, and caused multiple pulmonary emboli in his lungs.
Hurts is officially out for the season, placed on blood thinners where taking a single routine tackle could cause a fatal internal hemorrhage.
He isn't just lucky to play football again, he is lucky to be alive.
When the NFL preaches "player safety," remember this moment. They ran a human being into the ground for television ratings in the UK, almost lost him to a preventable medical catastrophe, and cratered their entire season in the process.
Who inside that building signed off on letting him play and board that flight?
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The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up:)
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I appreciate the lack of slick back buns at the #VSFashionShow 🙌🏼 blowout supremacy
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That new Tesla is cool and all but I’ve seen Nissan Altimas in the wild do way crazier stuff.
kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days
People don't know this, but the Milwaukee Brewers have more than one mascot:
- Deranged man who lives in the stands
- Barrel of beer brought to life by a child's Xmas wish
- Multi-Ethnic meat snack
- Ghost of Bob Uecker
#thisismycrew
































