@studiostassi

the bad things ppl say about me are true

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2019
This is me This is also me
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Northwestern can decide at any moment not to suck anymore and get the ball down the field
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Now please get a respectable football program omg it pains me to watch
Northwestern finally has a respectable football stadium 😻💜
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🟣NORTHWESTERN vs 🔴(#5) INDIANA Who yall got??? CATS BY 90 😼💪
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My cats are looking so bad but I still love them anyway 💜
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It may be the smallest capacity-wise, but you can’t deny that the new Ryan Field is without a doubt the nicest stadium in all of college football. The nerds at Northwestern delivered!!
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Northwestern finally has a respectable football stadium 😻💜
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Biggest red flags in men: 🚩doesn’t root for his hometown team 🚩doesn’t go big (he goes home) 🚩plays pickleball unironically 🚩packers fan
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Gm rate my form
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Survived the worst crypto shakeout of all time & stacked at the pico bottom just as the next generational run is about to send
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Most people don’t possess the mental or emotional fortitude it takes to withstand the toxic whiplash of being a Bears fan. Especially over an entire lifetime. Which is why most Bears fans you meet are fucking insane. No other team suffers such high highs and low lows at the same frequency. Bears fans need an upper and a downer just to get out of bed in the morning. Check on your local Bears fan 🫶
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GOOOOOOD MORRRNINGGGGG ☀️ Tell me one thing you want to accomplish this week👇
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Hello darkness my old friend
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Keep your head up Caleb ❤️‍🩹
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I’m gonna be sick 💔
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BEAR DOWN 🐻🐻🐻 Who you got today fam?
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Unpopular opinion: finding a reliable doubles partner is harder than finding a boyfriend
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Tennis date with me or 100 sol? 🤔
🤝 Paid partnership
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My QB has a 6 min highlight reel from week 1. I used to pray for times like this
Caleb Williams best plays in week 1
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Ben Johnson…the absolute psychopath you are
Every Bears game is can’t miss football Every game is peak Each game day I say “no way this one will be better than the last” And they keep delivering, they don’t stop I fucking love what Ben Johnson has done for our Bears
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Every Bears game is can’t miss football Every game is peak Each game day I say “no way this one will be better than the last” And they keep delivering, they don’t stop I fucking love what Ben Johnson has done for our Bears
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