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I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/27417…

You damn right I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/27417…

Our good friend @myqkaplan has a new album out! Go make yourself laugh - itunes.apple.com/album/id149…

Hey @Delta should I assume you’re sanitizing tray tables and arm rests in an effort to prevent the spread of coronavirus? No?

I hope when you get to heaven they have an orientation because I’m not going to want to do much for the first couple days.

Here’s the Tom hanks tribute they should’ve aired. Enjoy facebook.com/620617/posts/10… #TomHanks

New Song - "4th of July" by Stuckey & Murray open.spotify.com/album/307SW… #NowPlaying

How often do you intend to write “got it” but accidentally write “go tit” but then decide, fuck it, I don’t have time to correct this.

We have a new single out. Listen to it here. open.spotify.com/track/6hzKe…

Am I the only one using Perez Hilton to read the Mueller report?

Somebody’s listening to us on Spotify right now. Who is it? SHOW YOURSELF!

Can't decide if I want to watch TV, Netflix, stream on demand, or watch something on my phone. Anything good on?

"If anybody needs me I'll be outside JUULing." #careergoals

Is anyone like me and rewatching Maroon 5’s performance from last night?

“Frisée is my new favorite lettuce.” — New Game. Who tweeted it? Stuckey or Murray?

Few things in life are as satisfying as washing off a poop from a toilet bowl with your pee.

Sometimes Van Morrison sounds like a cat getting its tail stepped on.

Hey guys, just a heads up - Stuckey & Murray are updating our privacy policy. We’ll be sending a 30 page document that you won’t read.

Shove the podcast itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/… by our buddy @myqkaplan onto your phone pronto!

Does anyone in NYC know how to pronounce Kosciusko?