Husband, father, pool cleaner, sound man, sound mind. Occasionally moonlight as a hardworking, giving and loveable man. @BackintheBand co-host

Cartagena, Spain
Joined February 2010
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I love when a dog sighs like he's carrying the whole family financially. Sir, you ate a leaf today and napped lmao
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The Old Trafford crowd have ONE job from now until the end of the season and that’s to sing: “Licha’s right, the board are SHITE!”
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This btw…. THIS!!!!
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Seriously though, if they’re willing to cook the books for £900m worth of inflated sponsorships, what else were they willing to do to get an edge? I’d be interested in an investigation into the Premier League Refs that do exhibition games over in Abu Dhabi.
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Fabrizio Romano has still not posted the 114 guilty verdict. He of coruse posted Rodri's quotes, amplifying City's defence & not aggregating the news. The selective silence & PR machine rolls on. David Ornstein broke the biggest story of the decade, while Romano won't even acknowledge that it has happened. The stark difference between them couldn't be any clearer than it is now. A coward & a lackey, only confirming suspicions about him & City held by many for years.
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We’re gonna replace Carrick as a manager before we replace him as a player
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The way Gary Neville & Roy Keane actively barrack against Bruno Fernandes is gross. Great footballers, but very bitter, weird & sad human beings.
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Off to help his mum sup the cans of Carling.
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FT: Man United 1-1 Sabah "I don't know where Man United go from here under Carrick" "City are gonna have a field day with us on Sunday" FT: United 3-1 City "That was vintage Manchester United" "a spirited derby day performance" *gets knocked out of the FA Cup to Brighton*
Do hope United beat that Azerbaijani team tomorrow because if they don't EVVVVVVVVERYONE knows what's happening on Sunday
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Stu Rolls retweeted
This song sounds like walking into an empty nightclub just as it’s opening and deciding which minging drink to get from the special offers
19 years ago, rihanna released ‘don’t stop the music’
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Stu Rolls retweeted
fork found in kitchen
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Argentinian Football Federation has declared its full support for Gianni Infantino.
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There's lots of attention on Big Ben bulking up but I'm more concerned to see Martial back at Carrington.
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£250m now gets you Elliot Anderson and Morgan Rogers. The game has never been more gone.
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I went to bed mad and woke up madder. The last 30 minutes were tactical cowardice in the extreme from a manager who was explicitly hired not to do that.
This time was meant to be different for England. Not least because in Thomas Tuchel, the FA had paid the money to recruit the best manager at this World Cup. Someone who would be able to plan and engineer a way through this tournament, taking advantage of the physical edge of a squad of Premier League players. Instead it ended the same way it always does, with England offering nothing in attack, retreating and retreating and retreating until they were overwhelmed. The only difference was that this time England chose their own destruction. 📝 @JackPittBrooke ⬇️ bit.ly/4fDG8jb
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Stu Rolls retweeted
12% possession between Gordon’s opener and Martínez’ winner. If only there was a player on the bench who never loses the ball in tight spaces, defends brilliantly in a low block and acts like a pressure valve for his team when their backs are up against a wall.
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Thomas Tuchel there are several strongly worded things I would like to say to you
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Hand me the booze.
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Alright mate don’t shit yourself
"What I said to Jamie [Redknapp] was a joke... they have some amazing players" 👀 Alexis Mac Allister on THAT comment about England's World Cup chances ahead of Argentina's clash with the Three Lions tomorrow! 🍿
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Stu Rolls retweeted
My biggest concern with Tielemans is whether he’s strong enough to hold the Premier League & Champions League trophy in both hands in May, we’ll find out.
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