26| i like to play fetch

Joined April 2025
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morose hooker retweeted
It took a lot for him to feel comfortable sharing this publicly and I am deeply disappointed more of you aren’t giving him grace
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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morose hooker retweeted
HEUuGHHH BLECH ACKK
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"you're allowed to relax, you know" you don't get it my skeleton will hatch
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morose hooker retweeted
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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getting off a plane and feeling greasy, dry, thirsty, and unworthy of love
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now that I have a boyfriend I don’t really know what to do. It’s a novelty. Any suggestions?
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Going to red lobster and ordering a platter of debris and shrapnel
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morose hooker retweeted
sophie thatcher is seriously unreal. this look lives rent-free in my mind.
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morose hooker retweeted
one of the best needle drop from 2020s
what's your favorite needle drop from the last decade?
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evil dog in time out
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morose hooker retweeted
not to be dramatic but i think this is the best anyone has ever looked
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she possesses a level of beauty shared only by vampires and other fabled immortals
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morose hooker retweeted
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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boyfriend taking me to Busch gardens for the first time today
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so hot I had to bite him
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morose hooker retweeted
Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy
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how life has been lately
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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morose hooker retweeted
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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got another gym pic this morning
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he take picture of me from the back I take picture of him from the back
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