dicesmith. plantomancer. grammar heretic. pfp by @femmesloth. commissions closed đŸŒŒ she/her

New England, US
Joined December 2011
Hey if Twitter dies but you still hold hope to buy dice I have made (I swear I’m working on it) you can do the lil email thing on the website and I cross my heart pinky promise I’ll send an announcement when it’s going to happen 🌝✹
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Hi hello hi here is your yearly wallpaper xo love u bye
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You know what I love about games like Elden Ring? They do not give a single shit if you understand what’s going on or why. You want that kind of awareness you better work for it
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The moon is a bad bitch but I cannot overstate my love for the sun
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The hardest thing about grieving is seeing everyone you love be walking ghosts
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The forbidden koolaid
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The other horsemen could just never be ~him~
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Don’t forget to charge your cats!
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Hey just because there are decades of comics that make what’s happening in X-Men 97 obvious to a comic reader doesn’t make it fair game to point at a cliffhanger and say out loud on the internet “OH THAT MUST BE THIS BECAUSE OF COMIC LORE” because you’re being a spoiling jerk
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LET NEW FOLKS/FOLKS WHO ARE NOT COMIC READERS ENJOY THE NEWNESS OF THE STORY.
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The same people screaming right now about Madelyn Pryor are the ones who on episode one of Game of Thrones were like HEY DO U LIKE NED STARK CAUSE HE GETS HIS HEAD CUT OFF HAHAHHA ENJOY LIVING NEDDIE DON’T GO SOUTH
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uncooperative juicebox retweeted
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Just a heads up I will never stop calling Sabertooth a naruto-ass motherfucker so thanks in advance for your understanding
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If Victor Creed doesn’t like that he can come say it to my face
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Victor Creed says “believe it!”
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I think Penny must have been born in a strawberry patch
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Today is World Frog Day, so you are OBLIGATED to 1. Look at 20+ frog pics (the one below counts) 2. Do something good for the environment 3. Imagine giving a frog a wholesome lil kiss 4. Imagine giving a BIGGER frog a wholesome lil kiss 5. Listen to an AP podcast ft Frog Content
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I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔
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