Jacques s'intensifie, mon osti! 🏎️🏁
Villeneuve, Alberta
Joined August 2020
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By far and away the easiest flat-earth debunk.
Moron set himself up for failure and blocked rather than facing the facts.
Cheers @ChiseledTablet!
Remember just a few days ago when you were pretending to be genuine? Keep this moment in mind next time, you grifter scum. 😘
A perfect example of the level of intellect at play here.
WELL, WELL, WELL. I WAS REFUSED BALLOTS TODAY AT MY POLLING STATION IN #EDMONTONWHITEMUD!!
I had received mail-in ballots. I used the mail-in ballot for Question 10 bc I was certain how I would vote and was unsure if I would be able to get to the poll today so I wanted to make sure I got my vote in for #10. I did not even consider that I would not be allowed to vote on the other 9 Questions given that they were all separate ballots. My right to vote is my sacred democratic Right!
After the weekend and listening to Mark Carney I decided to change my plans and make a special effort to get to the polls today to Vote on 1 to 9. Unfortunately it is impossible to resolve this problem today unless Elections Alberta steps up. They know who I am - I registered at the poll today. They can reach out to me. I hope they do. Because as of now I have been denied my right to vote.
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OP right to vote was not denied. OP failed to read the instructions.
“Once your special ballot is received and the content verified, you will be marked as voted and struck from the voters list”
elections.ab.ca/current-electi…
"This is why a rocket can't work in space!"
Proceeds to describe exactly how rockets work in space.
You're good for a laugh at least @bo_ptah
Jacques DeVilleneuve 🇨🇦 retweeted
WATCH: The immigration experiment that changes everything
We hit the streets and gave people a syringe representing Alberta’s entire healthcare budget and asked them to drain out how much they think non-permanent residents use.
#ableg #canpoli #abpoli #albertareferendum
Jacques DeVilleneuve 🇨🇦 retweeted
I’ve heard this from fans and we’ve heard this from his camp. It’s an argument that persists without a single example of Ovechkin being anything other than an enthusiastic Putin supporter.
When Ovechkin started PutinTeam in 2017, three years into the invasion of Ukraine, anonymous Caps sources tried to give Ovi some cover and told the Post he was enlisted to do so by the government. Ovechkin corrected them and said it was actually his idea.
His Instagram profile picture is him and Putin. He posted a hashtag suggesting the invasion of Ukraine was about saving children. He’s in an ad standing with a woman wanted by the ICC for kidnapping Ukrainian children (by her own admission). He married the daughter of a Russian businessman connected to the Russian defense industry and multiple U.S.-sanctioned companies.
The Russian celebrities he parties and vacations with according to IG posts aren’t the ones who spoke against the regime and faced consequences, or even the ones who stayed silent — they’re among Putin’s most ardent supporters. They describe Ukrainians as Nazis (Jasmine), describe the war as “a just cause” (Artem Dzyuba) and perform at Putin’s rallies (Sergei Zhukov).
Ovechkin’s own GM was confident enough about Ovechkin having a choice in participating in the campaign video to say that if Ovechkin had told them he planned to do the ad, “I doubt we'd be standing where we're standing right now if he had run it by us.”
Now, if you ask me why journalists are making the same argument Ovechkin’s camp has made for the last dozen years — without evidence and without, in at least one instance, agreement from Ovechkin himself — I haven’t the slightest clue.
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Go figure.
Don't let the truth get in the way of a good grift, eh!
Multiple social media accounts are accusing the Oilers of kicking out a fan for waving an Alberta flag at last Saturday's game.
I reached out to the Oilers for a statement, and they responded by saying the flag wasn't the issue.
Story: dailyhive.com/edmonton/oiler…
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Multiple social media accounts are accusing the Oilers of kicking out a fan for waving an Alberta flag at last Saturday's game.
I reached out to the Oilers for a statement, and they responded by saying the flag wasn't the issue.
Story: dailyhive.com/edmonton/oiler…
Jacques DeVilleneuve 🇨🇦 retweeted
Vladimir Putin’s second closest friend in Washington plans to retire.
The NHL’s all-time leading goal scorer announced that this year, his 22nd season in the league, will be his last.
thedailybeast.com/putins-nhl…
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I wasn’t paying attention when I got on the bus last Monday, and I accidentally got on the MAiD bus luckily, I was able to escape through a floor hatch before I got killed. The other 20 people on the bus were not so lucky.
I'm not usually one for physiognomics, but looking like AND behaving like an evil henchman should be disqualifying.
The contempt on his face says it all.
How is it “Canada First” to turn your own constituent into a political punching bag, or to prioritize your personal beef with Doug Ford over the people you were elected to represent?
My riding needs a better MP.
#CDNpoli #CanadaStrong
ALT Jamil Jivani speaking into a microphone while wearing a blue suit, pointing off-camera with a mid-sentence, irritated expression.
ALT Jamil Jivani in a blue suit and patterned tie leans forward, glaring intensely at the camera with a tightly pressed, visibly pissed expression.
Irresponsible dog owner kills their own dog through sheer and astounding stupidity.
Then posts the stupidity, along with video evidence, for likes? Sympathy? Attention?
What a strange place the internet is.
Yesterday was incredibly hard.
Roxy 🐾🦖 is now gone, I lost my best friend yesterday she was an incredible dog.
Saddest part is the @Cybertruck 📐 is what killed her.
Jacques DeVilleneuve 🇨🇦 retweeted
With the recent wave of bots declaring that Russia is not their enemy, I feel compelled to again share my collection of stories of real people who thought the same, moved there, and found out the hard way. 🧵
Canada's National Shame
Canada's so-called "Medical Assistance in Dying" is out of control, with horrific abuses that are often only covered by international media and independent bloggers.
Meanwhile, when foreign Parliaments debate the issue, everyone agrees that they cannot allow what has happened in Canada to occur there.
One day there will be commissions of inquiry, and our grandchildren will ask us how we let this happen.
We did it for Vladislav Tretiak, of Summit Series '72 fame, but only once he retired from hockey and joined the State Duma.
Ovechkin should be told to fuck off back to Russia, but I'm not holding my breath.
The grift doesn't get much more stupid than this.
@mario4thenorth
Do you feel silly when you post shit like this, or are you too dumb to be so self-aware? You should feel silly.
Jacques DeVilleneuve 🇨🇦 retweeted
Trump supporter: “I’m totally against vaccines. Absolutely, 100%. Every single one of them. They’re poison”
Jason Selvig: “What about Polio vaccine?”
TS: “There hasn’t been a case of Polio in how many years, since 1960?”
JS: “Since the vaccine…”
TS: “Yeah”
Jacques DeVilleneuve 🇨🇦 retweeted
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:
Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.
You won’t.
You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.
That is not who we are.
My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.
For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.
I no longer believe that.
Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.
And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.
That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.
Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.
Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.
Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?
We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.
So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.
You won’t.
The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.
That is the only definition that matters.