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Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.
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Hello Mr. President!
Out of curiosity, did those doctors ask you to draw a clock by any chance? Was that part hard for you, too?
Asking for 340 million people.
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard… They're really aptitude tests, in a certain way, but they're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump.
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
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important to *realize* like 80% or more of these big anonymous right-wing accounts are run by foreigners
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Word.
We are at the point where anyone identifying as a Democrat at this point should just be pointed at and laughed at. That’s it. No more arguing. Just point and laugh. I’d like to see this become a trend. We’ve argued and reasoned long enough. Anyone that hasn’t woken up yet will never wake up. They don’t deserve our energy or sympathy any longer. Point. And. Laugh.
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breathtaking
“You don’t need to thank me. I’m just a guy doing a job.”
-A clearly moved @SenFettermanPA after receiving a stunning work of art by @IlanBlock—a heartfelt gesture from Philadelphia’s Jewish community—recognizing his unwavering courage and leadership during these trying times.
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When Trump takes your broadcasting license I don't want to hear any blubbering about how you're a pillar of democracy.
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if you’ve ever wondered how easy it is to spread fake information
i made this stat up while laying in bed at halftime of the game😭
INTERESTING 👀
This is now Jared Goff’s 7TH career game with at least 4 interceptions.
His record in those games?
6-0.
Does Goff have the Texans right where he wants them? 🤔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Jared Goff has thrown 4+ interceptions in only two games of his NFL career. He is 1-1 in those games.
statmuse.com/nfl/ask/jared-…
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Maybe its just me , but could www.hulu.com be the single most important website in the history of the world? Its lavenous!!!
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Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law.
I would know because I wrote the law.
Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement.
This is what illegal corruption looks like. cnn.com/2024/11/09/politics/…
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bruh this is on you. you didn't do any research and baselessly assumed that you were trans because other people were trans. you treated it as a trend, leave actual trans people alone.
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As the collective freak out continues, Harris will lose by about 2 points. Trump will get about 50.3% of the vote. Across the Rust Belt swing states Harris would have lost by less than 150K votes it seems.
So... Trump isn't some wizard or genius. It seems 3 factors determined this election.
1) Post pandemic reality where nearly every incumbent party lost.
2) Racism and misogyny that many white colleagues still refuse to acknowledge as a major factor.
3) Right-wing media domination and disinformation.
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🚨1/ This New York Times piece is wild. Let's go through it.
Firstly, the lede is an emphasis that attacks in Amsterdam were based on antisemitism, yet it cites no evidence of this, but DOES cite evidence of anti-Arab chants.
