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Paul

@stringbeanpaul

Just a guy with a warped sense of humour. Warning may contain nuts. Lover of Cats, Tea and Cakes. Ex Boy Scout if that makes you horny

 Yorkshire and Middle Earth
Joined March 2016
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Men who DM a girl two or more times & then comment, "Check your DM" under her post should automatically be registered as sex offenders.
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Marvin Gaye plays piano as he records in a studio in circa 1974.
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Thanks @GMB for reminding us of Mr Corbyn's "High Five Mishaps". My advice: unless you are a teenager, just don't try it! xitter.cf/GMB/status/87415545345…
Good Morning Britain (@GMB) profile pictureGood Morning Britain
@GMB12 Jun 2017
Do you need perking up on this Monday morning? Here's Jeremy Corbyn's hat-trick of high-five misses ✋ 😂
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Tommy Robinson setting up a movement called UKAgainstHate is possibly the most ironic thing I've seen today
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We urgently need new black donors to help patients with sickle cell xitter.cf/cards/51k6…
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And there came from the land of Britain a prophet, whose name was Jeremy. And he cried, Behold, I bring you hope: nyer.cm/X3150Xc
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Jeremy Corbyn offered students £75000 each no wonder they voted for him very few people would reject a £75000 bribe #hungparliament
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Plz RT guys ❤️ xitter.cf/parkssparks023/status/…
Sarah parks (@ParksSparks023) profile pictureSarah parks@ParksSparks0237 Jun 2017
Replying to @derrymathews23
@derrymathews23 Please RT this amazing event for an amazing charity xx
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A regal looking #PeterOToole in #DavidLean's 1962 epic masterpiece, #LawrenceOfArabia.
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Enjoy your day all x
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RT @sommecourt: Men of #DDay in honoured graves at Bayeux @CWGC in #Normandy. Lest We Forget. #DDay73
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Your life is wrong if you're watching love island instead of #policecustody
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When will ALL taxi drivers understand - refusing to carry @guidedogs is illegal. And immoral. This happens far too often. xitter.cf/seandilleyNEWS/status/…
Sean Dilley NEWS (@seandilleyNEWS) profile pictureSean Dilley NEWS@seandilleyNEWS5 Jun 2017
Another refused @guidedogs @UberUK this time in Hertfordshire call me please
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The #ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling hashtag is possibly the best thinks I've seen on the internet today. Well done Britain! #StandTogether
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There's a 22 minute "blackout" on FB tonight at 22.00 as a mark of respect to the victims of the #manchester terrorist. Same here? ❤️💕❤️ RT – at Leeds, England
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Dubai. Just stunning. xitter.cf/HistoricalPics/status/…📷
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Hey Myra . . Move over . . There's another piece of shit arrived in hell. "Ian Brady"
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This dog is pretty much a living emoji — the faces he makes are PERFECT

Dog Has An Expression To Match Every Emoji

This dog is pretty much a living emoji — the faces he makes are PERFECT 😛😰😃

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Retweet if you remember Hong Kong Phooey...
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