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Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍
I just asked Grok @Bot to research the most fun Lego Star Wars kits for young kids and order them. As easy as that.
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Social media made people egos sooooo fucking big 😂 you a fucking nobody I promise
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how it feels to rewatch your favorite movie and it still hits the same
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Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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Hair has never stopped me from eating anything.
If there’s some hair on the wing… Do you toss or eat it? 🤔
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He got on full balenciaga and this racist ass girl had the aufacity to say “you speak english?”
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“When a kid grows up, a pencil is replaced by a pen, Just to make him realize that now it is difficult to erase a mistake.”
When a kid grows up, a pencil is replaced by a pen, Just to make him realize that now it is difficult to erase a mistake.
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when i post myself on my story and my homeboy like it
Finding out men hardly get story likes is kinda crazy 😂 not even on a fresh cut selfie???
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The comments on TikTok videos be frying meeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭
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they cooking tf outta us rn
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“4 viewers isn’t a lot” Imagine four people watching you try to parallel park See that’s a lot
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Tired af after biking to Seal Beach. 🫪
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September 30th October 1st
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Mf that's called THE UNITED STATES.
I need a team of villains who pretends to be heroes. They should do every crimes but blame other guys
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You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful
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