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Oklahoma City, OK
Joined June 2011
Book list for you to check out this year if you haven’t: - The Gambler (about Kirk Kekorian) - For Blood and Money - Red Notice - More money than god - Black Edge Those are popular ones I hope there’s at least one new one for you. Book I just ordered people seem excited about: - Buffet’s Early Investments
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realized why chet played like That in game 7 (it's cause he was pregnant with mara)
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Is Wemby talking to himself?
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Just in: Oklahoma City Thunder All-Defensive guard Cason Wallace has agreed to a five-year, $139 million rookie-scale contract extension, agents Jeff Schwartz, Max Lipsett and Marcus Monk of Excel Sports Management tell ESPN.
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The UIGEA passes in late 2006, I yank all my money off of PartyPoker and PokerStars. Netteller freezes some of my money and it takes a while but I finally get my money out. I take a little break, but after a while it seems clear PokerStars and FTP are going to be fine (5 years later a different story). I’ll keep his name out of it, but another kid at Duke was an online poker killer and I ask him for $200k on PokerStars and he sends it to me. I ask him check or wire, and he says can I get cash? I have no idea how a bank works but I had the money in my checking account at the student Wachovia at Duke. I tell him if he’s willing to come to the bank and walk out of it with the cash, sure seems fine. Durham was not that nice back then, btw. My roommate is a fighting type and I bring him along. The three of us walk into the Wachovia on 9th street in Durham. Hi I’d like to take out $200k from my account. Woman at the counter laughs. I hand her my ID. Type type type, she looks at me, looks at her screen, looks at me, and disappears to the back. I am led to an office and the manager says, you really want $200k cash? And I said yes, I put the money in the bank, and now I want it back, what’s the big deal? He says to come back tmrw and they’ll have it. Later that night I get a phone call from an unknown number. Hi this is so and so from the FBI, did you try to withdraw $200k from the student Wachovia on 9th street? Yes I did. Ok, can you meet me at that same branch tmrw at 10? Yes sir. I call up my friend who I owed $200k to. Bro I’m going to kill you. My bad man. Next day I walk in and there is a velvet rope, nightclub style, leading me to some office in the bank branch. I sit down and the FBI officer has a folder in front of him. I can see some printouts of my Hendon mob page. He looks at me, kid, I can tell you’re good at poker. You pay your taxes. There is nothing illegal about taking cash out of the bank. But usually the people who want to take lots of cash out of a bank are doing it for the wrong reasons. Why do you need $200k in cash? I explained I owed the money to a friend and he had been with me. Why does he need cash? Me: I’m not sure? But he’s Asian and most Asians like cash? He tries not to laugh. Jason, can you do me a favor and write your Asian friend a check? Yes sir. And that was the end of that. I’m still super close with my Asian friend and we laugh about the story today.
The Month I Ran My Hedge Fund from the Local Chase Bank After Enron went bankrupt in 2001, I decided to start a hedge fund. Until then, I’d spent my entire career at a large company, trading off its balance sheet. I knew how to trade, but knew little about the logistics of launching and running a fund. Plus I had no peers in Houston who could help guide me through the process. I found out-of-town legal help. My clearing broker was a NY investment bank, Smith Barney. I knew I needed two bank accounts: one for the business to pay rent, salaries, etc and one for the investor money that supported the trades. I figured, incorrectly it turned out, that I could stay local for the latter. I figured I needed a national, sophisticated bank so I went to my closest Chase branch and asked to open a business account. They were very accommodating and asked some basic questions. Suffice it to say, they were as new to hedge fund finances as I was. But they were happy to have the new accounts, especially since one would be funded with a 6-figure deposit and the other would eventually be funded with millions. In the spring of 2002, I opened the first account. I used it to pay for normal business expenses: rent, office equipment, legal fees, etc. All was fine. In August, I called my external investors and told them to send their funds to join my personal investment in the fund to the second Chase account, the limited partnership account. They did. Chase confirmed they received the funds and had no problem. Quick aside, energy trades in 2002 could be done on an exchange or over-the-counter directly with a counterparty. Most trades could be executed on exchange and be relatively capital efficient but some instruments only traded directly with counterparties. Today, exchanges clear almost any nat gas product one would want to trade but it was less so back then. I had friends at another trading house, Sempra, who fast-tracked a credit arrangement for me to trade OTC there. I would have to post cash as margin to support my trades given I was not a so-called “credit-worthy counterparty,” but it was fine. I wasn’t planning on taking large net positions given my small capital base, though sometimes I might be long on the exchanges and short to Sempra, or vice versa. I would need to post initial margin and maintenance margin both at my clearing broker and with any direct counterparty to account for the daily price swings at both places. This meant I would have to move money between my prime broker, where I kept my exchange trades, and Sempra, several times a week. The second week of August I started trading. The first thing I needed to do was send more than half of the LP account funds to my prime broker, where most of my trades would be. The neighborhood Chase branch executed this wire with no problem. Trading at first was small. The second week I did my first trade with Sempra. I had to post margin with them. Chase executed that wire with no problem. By the third week my trades were picking up. I ended up long with Sempra and short on the exchanges. When the market went up, I had a surplus at Sempra and would ask them to send me those funds, as the credit agreement allowed to me to do. I needed that money to cover the offsetting exchange losses. Very quickly I was moving hundreds of thousands through my local Chase branch several times a week. Red flags quickly went off at the bank. Suffice it to say, I had not prepared them for this level of activity. The following week the market fell. I needed to send money to Sempra hundreds of thousands of dollars. I told my prime broker to send some of my account surplus there to Chase, and asked Chase to send some of that to Sempra. That’s when my 4 week old hedge fund was hit by an almost fatal blow. Chase accepted the wire from Smith Barney, but I found out the next day that they did not send the wire out. Sempra was calling to ask where the margin money was. I didn’t know. I called Chase and they told me there was a hold on it but it would go out later that day. I checked in the late afternoon. It had not gone out. I was at the bank went it opened the next morning. I explained how I needed this wire to go out. The account had been frozen, they said, until they got a green light from their compliance department. They didn’t properly “know your customer” and froze my account until they could understand what was going on. This level of activity out of a new account of this size was not something this branch had ever seen before. Nor did they understand an energy hedge fund with over-the-counter trades. I was furious they had not explained this the previous day and asked them to just send out this one wire and then we’d sort it out. I’d move to another bank asap. They declined. I pleaded, just send this one. It wasn’t working. I panicked. I had failed to meet my Sempra margin call. They could close my trades. I called Sempra from the bank, explained the issue, and convinced them to give me a 24-hour grace period. But if I didn’t meet my cash call by the next business day, they would close my trades. Then I would be imbalanced on the market with my just my short trades on the exchange. With a sharp market move in the wrong direction, my little hedge fund would have been toast within a month of opening. Throughout this, normal bank customers were flowing in/out of the bank. I told them I wasn’t leaving the bank branch until they sent the wire. It was my money. I started to raise my voice and cause a scene, the best I could. I hoped they would send the wire just to get me to quit disrupting their normal flow of customers. I’m normally a quiet guy but my business, and maybe career, depended on convincing the branch manager to send this wire out. After two hours and a lot of calls with higher-ups, they consented, but they said they had to send a team to my office the next day to inspect my “business.” The office space I had was nothing to fancy, to say the least. The building was fine, an 11-story class A. The office, a sublease, was 3 rooms. Open the door and you were immediately on the “trading floor”, which was one row of desks where the 5 of us sat. It had a small kitchen and a tiny conference room to the side. There were a lot of computers but of course no receptionist, no art, no waiting area, just a handful of 20 or 30 something year olds in shorts (August in Houston) with a football nearby. Chase sent 3 bankers in suits. It was… awkward. I led them to the conference room and tried to explain what we did and why the funds had the velocity they did. They quickly told me that they were not equipped to handle my account and I needed to find another bank by the end of the week. I asked them to facilitate the wires for another couple days until I could, which they agreed to. I called Smith Barney, my broker in NY, and explained the situation. They immediately understood and helped me open a bank account there. In retrospect, I should have had my investment account there from the beginning. I’d already had my business account at the local Chase and figured they were my bank. I had not properly distinguished between local Chase and JPMorgan Chase. I didn’t know any better. As I later learned more about banking regs and KYC rules, I realized the local branch acted exactly as to be expected given the circumstance. It was my fault. Luckily, it got straightened out and I can laugh about it now. I still think about how naive I had been every time I drive by the bank branch.
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Damn this dude sounds smart
He was a B student making $100k a month playing online poker. He bailed on classes, to bleed whales playing heads up. Then he got to Wall Street and had to compete against better students from better schools. But he had an advantage. He had a lot of experience losing money.
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He’s my basketball villain / endboss but he keeps giving me reasons to like him.
Victor Wembanyama was asked if he would ever sign a deal with a sports betting company: “Absolutely not. Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it.”
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This is why RAM costs so much
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this is incredible meta goes to all-in summit and spends 30 minutes selling everyone on data centres then @jason throws a couple fastballs to interrupt the propaganda 🤣
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$15m to help get a generation of kids hooked on gambling is a choice. LeShame.
SCOOP: LeBron James will be paid $15 million per year under his endorsement deal with Polymarket. That's roughly $11 million more than the 76ers will pay him this season to play basketball. Reporting with @sportsrapport for @FOS: frontofficesports.com/articl…
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Whether you are an AI doomer, or more optimistic — the range of outcomes is hard to wrap your head around
Re: AI takeover looking very likely pretty damn soon. Imagine if we had actual politicians (all over the world) who cared to try to save humankind. That could actually leave a pretty good legacy. But nope, nothing will be done, so gg humans I guess
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Wild to me that Kawhi only gets a slap on the wrist, but the Clippers get the death penalty.
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN. Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
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Jcal, I love you, and I say this with the love and appreciation for you, but you have zero clue what you’re talking about. This is the dumbest take of all time! We’re playing 2/4K 20k ante, the biggest game everyone in the lineup has ever played beside me and Rick. Only 3 of the 15 players who played are professional gamblers, the rest are business people playing for the fun and excitement. No one is advertising to win in “50k” buy-in games, I don’t and wouldn’t even play a 50k buy-in game! These are real pots and real emotions. I don’t know how you don’t get it, I once saw you about to shit your pants when you got all in for 100k with your QQ against 74s and beg to run it twice! Imagine how you would feel playing 4m pots. If you asked your two home game buddies @stanleytang @Elamawy before tweeting this nonesone they would tell you how retarded you are! Now I know why @chamath @DavidSacks and @friedberg get so tilted at fired up at you on the podcast sometimes! 😀😂
At this level, in televised deep stack poker, there is so much going on Ego, performance and staking. performance creates reputation Reputation will dictate how people play against you in a thousand other cash games — so this is an investment These performances are advertising — the players are running marketing campaigns against future whales and upstarts they will take for countless 50k buyins, ground down over decades in home games and high roller suites But enjoy them… they’re compelling even if constructed
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One of the craziest poker stories I've heard. This is one of those things that’ll either sound completely insane or make a lot of sense depending on how one sees the world. There are many, many levels to this.
A truly LEGENDARY story from Rick Salomon. 😈😈😈 High Stakes Poker presented by @CoinPoker_OFF on PokerGO.
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Until you can lose a pot like this with a smile, you aren’t an end boss.
BIGGEST POT IN HIGH STAKES POKER HISTORY!!! War was declared. War happened. @EWassPoker vs. @Andrew_Robl in all its GLORY. Presented by @CoinPoker_OFF.
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Lu Dort says goodbye to OKC on IG along with a special video: “Dear OKC, There are no words that could ever fully express what the 405 means to me, but one thing will always be true: I'Il forever be grateful. Thank you to the Oklahoma City Thunder organization for taking a chance on a young, overlooked kid from Montreal seven years ago. To the coaching staff, thank you for pouring so much into me day after day, year after year. To this city, thank you for making this HOME - not just for me, but for my family. And to my teammates, thank you for every battle we fought together and every challenge we faced along the way. To YOU, Loud City- I will forever appreciate the relentless support. Through all the highs and lows, you never stopped believing in us as we chased the goal of bringing this city its first championship. I wouldn't trade my time here for anything. This place helped shape me into the man you see today, and I'll always carry these memories with me. I leave with nothing but the deepest sense of love, gratitude, and appreciation for everyone who made this chapter so special. With love, Luuuuuuuuu 5 out”
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dancing on gravestones is never a good look
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Replying to @LVMH_Presse
The English version for those who would like to read it. It is worth the read.
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What is this glob of whiteness ?
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gofund.me/b692f0098 Hey guys, my hometown and neighboring college town (Weston and Buckhannon WV) were ravaged by massive flooding over the last few days. I've put together a @gofundme that I will personally manage to help some folks back there. It would mean a lot to me if you guys could pitch in. I'll be fully transparent where every penny goes. Thanks so much.
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