my RTs are an endorsement. My views & opinions are that of my employer & other people. Preferred pronouns bloke/geezer. Anti-vaxxer. Conspiracy Theorist.

A galaxy far, far away
Joined June 2009
Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????
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When you punter chores the iPhone cable you gave them to use, but their tip more than covers it.
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Flu jab (not for me) what’s the consensus? Obviously anyone who has had it with no trouble, or it caused a bad flu, or know people it helped or made worse
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89%Avoid like the plague
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Our temperamental freezer door left open. We’re blaming each other, and these are the exact words that left my wife’s lips “nope not me, I’m always in the habit of giving it a tug to see how hard it is”
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A Planned Parenthood doctor tries to lecture Matt Walsh on child gender identity and insists even babies understand gender. Then he asked her about Santa Claus, and it was over. MICHELLE FORCIER: “There’s research and data that show that babies and infants understand differences in gender. Some children figure out their gender really early...” WALSH: “Have you ever met a 4-year-old who believes in Santa Claus?” FORCIER: “Mhm.” WALSH: “So, this is someone who believes that a fat man is traveling through the sky on a flying reindeer at lightning speed coming down his chimney with presents.” FORCIER: “Yeah.” WALSH: “Would you say that this is someone who maybe has a tenuous grasp on reality?” FORCIER: “They have an appropriate 4-year-old handle on the reality that’s very real for them.” WALSH: “Agreed. Agreed. But Santa Claus is real for them, but Santa Claus is not actually real.” FORCIER: “Yeah, well, and but Santa Claus does deliver their Christmas presents.” WALSH: “Well, yeah, but he’s not real, though.” FORCIER: “To that child, they are.” WALSH: “When I see a child who, you know, believes in Santa Claus, and then let’s say this is a boy and he says, ‘I’m a girl.’ This is someone who can’t distinguish between fantasy and reality, so how could you take that as a reality?” FORCIER: “I would say that as a pediatrician and as a parent, I would say how wonderful my 4-year-old and their imagination is.” Most 4-year-olds can’t even tie their shoes. We don’t let them cross the street alone, pick their bedtime, or choose what’s for dinner. But she thinks they’re mature enough to decide they’re “in the wrong body.” The most terrifying part about this lady is that she’s also an Assistant Dean of Admissions at Brown University. She’s not just affirming fantasy as reality in her own practice. She’s helping hand-pick the next generation of doctors — ones who think just like her.
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Coffee delivery from Germany. 9 boxes. Ran out a week ago, been drinking instant since. This is like licking a used ashtray 😆😆
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Mutes *the next James Bond* Just hurry up and make it a bi curious mixed race Native American/Somali trans ADHD Vegan and shut up about it already.
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Watching an old Anthony Bourdain episode where he is in Canada. Canadians coming on camera to say how nice & polite Canadians are. Ah yes, but then this is those nice liberal Canadians when you don’t toe the liberal line.
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BBC pretending to use microphone 😬
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Dear potential UK rioters, remember this, if you riot indescrimently, you will meet huge resistance. However, if you target liberal people & businesses, you will not meet resistance, and they will not press charges.
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They can't enforce a ticket anyway even at the short stay you just appeal and tell them you don't know who was driving the car, they never do anything after that
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Anyone dropped at the BP garages at Gatwick airport for their punter or family/friend to walk to the terminal? I can’t get a straight answer as to whether that is enforced. How can it be. I’ve stopped there to get a pint of milk on the way home and no ticket.
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There’s no way this isn’t being done on purpose.
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Ordinarily I’d call wardens c*nts, but tonight this one is my hero
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How much is a rain guard for a TXE?
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You know your punter is posh when they say “LONDON Kings Cross”
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Still not remembering to not have the window open on the TXE when I use the wipers 💦
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All the backlash over Sydney Sweeney & Shane Gillis, yet most online ads do seem to feature w****s 😆😆
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Came into the kitchen after shower holding my underwear, socks, and t-shirt that needs washing. Missus says “just shove it in” Me “thought you’d never ask”. 😆😆 She meant the open washing machine
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Get POB, they say “first drop is Park Tower” Get there, they are looking at me, waiting “Oh, are you all getting out here now?” “Yes” So I stop the meter, and he says “Now you will take this lady to Battersea Power Station”
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