What happens when emo kids grow up and get jazz degrees. Our new self-titled album is HERE, stream it today!
Valparaiso, IN
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🚨The Tour Sponsorship is BACK!🚨
If you want to support us on tour and score some sponsor-exclusive merch & hangs, this is the way to do it. This is also currently the ONLY WAY to get early access to an acoustic studio recording of “Hair of the Dog” 😮
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VENUE CHANGE‼️
The show on Thursday 10/1 has been moved to Cajun Boil in Torrington, CT. See you there!
We do this too but with Snyder’s of Hanover pretzel pieces but NOT the Nashville Hot Chicken flavored ones, fuck that snack
Rock and roll true story: Heart Attack Man gets paid every show in canned spaghetti and/or ravioli. This is specifically for the purpose of tax evasion. Pick up tickets for Hammy New Year today so we can continue evading taxes using this genius hack. HEARTATTACKMAN.COM 🍝
Unfortunately, tomorrow’s show at Wolf Lake Pavilion has been cancelled due to the weather forecast. We’re bummed too and we’ll do our best to get a rescheduled date!
🚨EAST COAST SHOWS ARE ALMOST HERE‼️🚨
This tour is only a couple weeks away, where are we going to see YOU?
Ohio friends, THIS is what’s coming for you this weekend.
Friday 8/28 - Bronze Boar - Toledo
Saturday 8/29 - Summit Music Hall - Columbus
Ohio friends, don’t let our ✨supreme athleticism✨distract you from the fact that we’re coming to see you soon for some shows!
Pretty much just logged on here to toot my own horn.
Here’s 3 unedited clips of the thing we weren’t supposed to be able to execute live from 3 different shows played simultaneously.
Eat shit, haters.
🚨NEW SHOWS ADDED‼️🚨
Richmond, VA has been added to our East Coast Tour! Where will we see YOU this Fall?
Polarity’s 10 year anniversary show is only a few days away!
This will be our ONLY hometown show of the summer and the first time we’ve played Polarity in its entirety maybe ever, don’t miss out!
🚨HUGE SHOW ALERT🚨
We’re opening for the great @LudoRock this October! Is this a dream come true for you guys too or just us?
Tickets on sale Friday at 10am Central 😮
