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A storytelling podcast recorded on porches & stoops in Somerville, MA. Air out your feelings, let’s practice some damp armchair psychology: stoopcrones[@]gmail.

Somerville, MA
Joined May 2018
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When is Steve Bannon going to release his death certificate?
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an intersection: 🏠 | | 🏡 ——— ——— _🚗___ _______ 🏡🏡 | | 🏠 |🚍| the city of cambridge: 𝐢𝐬, 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐞
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Give me a break. These kids are so soft. Drink a Gatorade, eat an Advil and get your ass to work!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the winner of the Jamaica Plain Canine Costume Parade: Ruth Bader Ginsburg! #bospoli #mapoli #NotoriousRBG
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The Red Sox are doing so well in LA, you’d think they went to Emerson
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SORRY BUT IF I WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT VEGETABLES CELERY WOULD HAVE BLOOD
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~*~*THE SIGNS AS WITCHES*~*~
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Tier 3 meme
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION ITS BEST TO RESPOND WITH A FIVE MINUTE ANECDOTE ABOUT A BASEBALL GAME YOU ATTENDED IN THE EIGHTIES
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Honestly feel like writing WE ARE COMING FOR YOU in menstral blood on every building that houses white men in power.
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its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar
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Listen to survivors. To anyone who has experienced sexual assault, rape, or abuse of any kind: I am with you. I see you. I hear you. I believe you. You are not alone. You are strong. You matter. What happened to you matters. #StopKanavaugh #MeToo
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hey what's up? i'm brendon, i'm 26 years old, i love both dogs and cats, going to the movies, and i just smudged a whole bunch of guacamole on my glasses by accident.
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#OnThisDay in 1755, an enslaved woman named Phillis was burned at the stake in Cambridge for poisoning the man who owned her. I know of only two executions by fire in Massachusetts history, both of enslaved women. hubhistory.com/episodes/epis…
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Please 👏 Use 👏 Marijuana 👏 Tax 👏 Revenue 👏 To 👏 Fix 👏 The 👏 MBTA 👏
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I’m old enough to remember when Trayvon Martin’s school record and marijuana use were used to demonize him and justify him being murdered by a lunatic. But y’all go ‘head with these you can grow out of being a rapist hot takes.
Ari Fleischer on Kavanaugh: Should committing sexual assault in high school "deny us chances later in life?" mm4a.org/434
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personally i think we can probably find someone for the highest court in the land who didn’t attempt rape at any age, but perhaps i’m an idealist
Bari Weiss: "What about the deeper, moral, cultural, like, the ethical question here? Let's say he did this exactly as she said. Should the fact that a 17 year old, presumably very drunk kid, did this, should this be disqualifying?" mm4a.org/43f
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Aqua Profunda by Courtney Barnett teleports me to summer every time it comes up on shuffle. open.spotify.com/track/4tpm4…
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More Women Than Ever Are Running For Office? Um, I’d Rather Run FROM My Office! reductr.es/2B99CEx
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I keep seeing an article claiming millennials “killed mayonnaise,” when in fact we just put it in drag and called it “aioli” and honey, let me tell you, she is ALIVE. – at Los Angeles, CA
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