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“A prodigy among prodigies: —you are the Ultimate Debater.” @NAKAGAWADESIGN @MONTEAGORGEOUS

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Joined December 2025
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How I feel after calling characters that are 20+ years older than me "baby", "moe" and "scrunkly"
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“i’m so scared for tomorrow’s exam” i say as i open twitter
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sensible seal@juice_enthusias22h
spaghetti night to me is just a normal night. just a glimpse into how spaghetti my mind is
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b 🐠@asinglequeefOct 13
White people on spaghetti night 1976 2026
⎈ julia ⚓︎ carrie / ahs posting@ca11mebilesOct 10
the carrie stare ™ 50 years apart: 1976 2026
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARD21h
I met a dude in philadelphia who only had 1 bone throughout his entire body
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ava@awtisym18h
i'm fond as fuck of you
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Parker💧@ParkerOladOct 13
😭😭😭
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Momo@momothegraycatOct 13
my friend who is catsitting Momo sent me this and I just can't get over it
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payton@glass_wrld22h
welcome to woke burger home of the woke burger can i take your pronouns
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cause of death spaghetti overdose
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لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 13
No sorry I can’t hang out I have to get really sad in my room later
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fartcore@nythorinOct 12
“Color me surprised” Thats not a Color you dumbfuck I Swear ill fucking kill you if you say Bullshit like that again
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Stupid.
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Isaac@isaacturnersong22h
I'm almost afraid to ask. You're not Satan from hell are you
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abcdfg953@abdcfg9543Oct 12
I Am 4'8" And This Is How I Live. ❤️❤️☝️‼️‼️
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tristan@bitchscratchOct 12
why he look like a starbucks menu item
dave@davepeepOct 11
gay ass tiger:
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MKUltra Victim@MKUL7R4V1C71MOct 11
Irish guy called “Holm O’Sexual”
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Me everyday
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coughed in the ER and they told me to shut up
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samuel@samqpeirceOct 11
what is with my phone
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