Yo!Ding dong,man..Ding dong. . Just a @alyankovic appreciation tweet,mostly because of his epic @KidRock burn. Not to undermine anything else in Al's brilliant body of work,of course. – at Avery Creek, NC

Bestie eats with chopsticks a lot,so he buys them in bulk. I gloved up and then painstakingly unwrapped about 7 pairs labeled them "L" & "R" and then repackaged them,& slid them back in the huge bulk bag. I hope it's my best delayed- reaction joke ever. – at Avery Creek, NC

Norm is and was a treasure. youtu.be/rhf7kO0V6aQ

According to a certain family members belief, all my dead relatives watch me masturbate. I'm guessing they think I do fine job,and,ya know what,dead relatives? Thanks for looking! – at Asheville, NC

Really @NFL ? Selling Ads to "take a stand against @IlhanMN?" Check out the website if ya don't believe me.. – at Asheville, NC

I withdrew some @EtheriumToken to @safepal and the only evidence I have is on etherscan. Never hit the wallet and safepal just tells me the addies don't match,which I already fkn knew. Anyone? (Not dm scammers) – at Asheville, NC

Word. – at Marion, NC

This belongs to the people I am housesitting for. I was shocked it made ice mainly because I thought all the awesome would have kept it too hot! The friggin leg lamp?! In ice tray form! – at Marion, NC

Yo,@tacobell ,use @laughwithapurpose ' Holiday Banner,and use the time and energy you'll have saved to come up with the next platinum taco based hit! You can do it! – at Marion, NC

Of the Fridays,Good,TGI,Freaky, Next and After Next are all waaay better than Black. – at Marion, NC

In other,more creepy news. Have a hairless cat that has ponytails and a dress on! You're welcome! Thanks,reddit! – at Marion, NC