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26 // Australian // when i grow up i want to be nothing at all // 🔞

Joined April 2025
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ellipsus.com/read/155nT9oOPW… For those suffering the AO3 withdrawals lol
yay !! it’s out ! Lots of angst, introspection, not so much smut sadly, hayden pike centric, dealing with past-selves and future realities and Hollanov also getting their moments to shine. A very Hollanov through the eyes of Hayden at points. Loved writing it! Link 👇
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quando garotos narigudos viram o rosto se beijando lindo isso
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hayden joins ottawa and they’re on a roadie and hayden as usual watches a horror movie and gets scared and thinks ‘oh shane’s here i can go to him again’ and he gets all the way to knocking on the door before he remembers ilya’s gonna be there, ilya opens the door and
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I wrote these cause @jiangchengsnail was begging for fluff the other day hello everyone else wth
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i think about these photos so frequently
she looks like a girl here
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hayden’s about to turn around like ‘ah sorry nevermind’ when ilya pulls him in like ‘c’mon scaredy cat Shane’s in the shower’ and Ilya clearly was about to fall asleep so he just pats the bed and Hayden feels to awkward to say no so he lays down and they
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Talk about absolute bullshit until Hayden falls asleep and Shane comes out of the shower to his husband and best friend cuddling and feels surprisingly warm and gooey and takes several photos before shoving his way in next to hayden and wrapping him in his arms :)))
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You imagine her pussy, hot, wet, warm, you describe it perfectly for the straight girls and they wrap their lips around those cocks, convinced they’re straight, but you know, they’re imagining licking sweet, long strips from taint to clit
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long spurts, when you pretend your name is hollander, and he moans loud and pretty like a pornstar, his neck arching, his voice whining, please, please, tell them my voicce
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Because they’re not all pornstars
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Because he’s dreamed of this Hayden pliant, needy, begging, and here he is, finally, pink cheeked and wanted so badly he doesn’t care who
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Lowkey why Ilya always thinks his annoyance at Hayden but never says it because maybe he says once ‘hayden your hair gel is weird’ and hayden comes the next day with like flat unstyled hair and Ilya suddenly realises ‘hayden cares what i say???’
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and when something deeply hurts him, his sobs are terrifyingly guttural, like they're being forced from his chest and throat, it hurts. when he starts crying he doesn't stop until his body runs out of water, and anybody who sees it happen wants to kill everybody then themselves
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and then starts just thinking it and commenting little things that can’t be offensive like ‘ooooh mr dad’ and hayden thinks it’s weirdly lame but ilya refuses to admit he’s softening for Hayden
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i’m very bad at conversation, i’m doing the internet equivalent of smiling and nodding so you don’t leave lmao
I really want to be friends with several of my oomfs but idk how so I’m just going to keep liking yalls tweets 👍🏼
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working in an open plan office always makes me feel like i’m being hunted for sport for 8 hours i do good work but i can’t have the threat of my boss staring at me constantly or i’ll pass away
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quit my new job ✌️kept having panic attacks over it lmao i miss my old job why did they have to have job cuts it was literally perfect for me
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i will read you my fics lmao i love talking please don’t buy whatever scam that website is trying to pull
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starting my new job today feeling terrified lmao
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this absolutely works !! ‘i’ll see you when we’re both not so emotional’ is all there luckily !! thank you so much for this !! ao3saver.com/works/81418956?…
ao3 protip i've been using: as long as you have the link to a fic, replace the "archiveofourown.org" part of the link with "ao3saver.com" (so including the string of numbers that comes with every fic url) and it'll pull up any archived versions of the fic
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My Chemical Romance just performed Early Sunsets over Monroeville for the first time since 2003 • "one that, especially frank, have wanted to do it for a very long time"
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