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Stig Quotes

@stigquotes

This is not the real Stig

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Joined January 2009
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Some say he beats James May at gran turismo
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Some say he was in Guns N Roses
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Some say he drinks oil and pees diesel
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Some Some say he naturally faces magnetic north.
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Some say he thinks road signs are fictional
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Some say that he can touch the inside of his visor with his tongue.
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Some say Chuck Norris is his son
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Some say he is 97% horse meat
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Some say he was behind the earthqauke that hits japan 2011
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Some say that the earth and moon move closer to each other when he clenches his butt cheeks!
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Some say He don't think the earth his best place to live, and he would move soon to another planet which might be the sun...
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Some say he thinks the three wise men are May, Hammond and Clarkson.
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Some say that he wears Bill Oddie's face as a codpiece.
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Some say his toes are on upside down.
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Some say he drinks Red Bull, before he goes to sleep.
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Some say his favourite colour is blur.
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Some say when he sneezes, it breaks the sound barrier.
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Some say he built The Doctor's Tardis
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Some say he has a sock puppet named "Lefty".
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