Helen Smith

um @Snapchat who is this ghost haunting me

it’s tradition

After all, she had a father. She had a mother, as so many do...

a steel worker came up to me last night and said he’s been sad for 40 years since the plant closed. that was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard. -joe pera

happy @Musikfest to all who celebrate love, 2010 intern helen

thank you @DrDogMusic 🫡

new neighborhood feelings

how to piss off the talent buyer and make sure you never get booked again 101: show up unannounced for a “tour” of the venue

you ever just drive past a place and think “yeah this seems like a spot my mom would make a scene in”?

glad to see my first shen yun billboard in new orleans

completely devastatingly beautiful cover from @LydiaLuce and @joshuahyslop

enough about barbie where are the nominations for saltburn my boy barry didn’t lap up a jizz drain or fuck dirt for nothing (spoiler alert) – at Philadelphia, PA

there needs to be a video spliced together of all the times in my life that a random person meets me, discovers my profession, and says “you know who you should book?” and the video cuts to my face with my eyes glazing over – at Philadelphia, PA

deathly ill watching the eras tour with my dog who couldn’t care less about taylor swift

which erik ten hag are you today?

just stephen sanchez things