comedic genius and attention whore

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Joined October 2016
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
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I should stop posting
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While it’s true some people dismiss astrology on misogynist grounds, I’m afraid that Le Guin said it best.
anti-astrology is always a veiled misogyny
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The most important takeaway from this incident, published in CNN of all places:
Replying to @infinite_jaz
Severe settler + soldier attack on olive harvesters in Abu Falah. American WaPo journalist Heidi Levine badly wounded. Machine gunfire—at least one Palestinian shot. Tear gas. Soldiers assaulting journalists.
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ok so how am i supposed to feel when first i get told that i just "keep getting skinnier and in other ways more beautiful" and the literal next second that i'm withering away? :D
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not great about either comment, is the answer
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you just met uncle pussy
just met a cis guy w bottom surgery my life isn't real
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i think real intimacy is when someone sees the side of you that you're embarrassed about and somehow makes you feel even more loved
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hydrated obama be like “let me pee clear”
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cried over corn dog and pig in a blanket earlier. they should have come home with me
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“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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not only am I funny, I have nice tits too
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sometimes, in addition to deep shame, i get a perverse kind of pleasure when i cry in front of people and they don't know how to react to it
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sorry to my driver's instructor though
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Perfection
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right clicks you and saves you as an image
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It’s giving this
“not all men” and “she should know better in a room full of men” coexisting in y’alls mind is nuts
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