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Joined January 2013
me, waiting for the pandemic to be over
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me every time Twitter makes changes and i have to reset all my preferences
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I don’t know what I’m doing anymore
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when someone insults you in the comments
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when your cooking's so bad even the ingredients are horrified about what you've done to them
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me, deleting tweets that no one liked
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this picture is black & white
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i wish anxiety was more productive and less exhausting
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Narcissus inventing the mirror: oh, hi, you're that gorgeous guy from the pool
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when you're feeling a little mentally fragile and your friends send you msgs and memes to help you
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girl: *posts a selfie* guys in her DMs:
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he's going to tell everyone you're a crazy bitch anyway - that's how he describes all his exes. so have that meltdown and enjoy it, girl
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when someone replies "k" to a text message
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me, opening up to someone
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teacher: the test isn't very confusing the test:
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Just spent money again.. when will it end
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literally
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I low key wanna go see the new fast and furious
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My temper go from 0 to life in prison without parole real quick 🤣
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