Movie idea: a time traveler project manager tries to introduce the SCRUM method to the Habsburg empire

Matthew Broderick looks like a lesbian who's running for office and that's 100% a vibe

ASPIRING TV WRITERS: If there isn't a scene where Ann Dowd tells Justin Theroux to drink his own c*m, it is not art

I'm all for Amie Lou Wood overcoming her insecurities, BUT ALSO let's not act like we allowed on screen some kind of elephant man. She's a hot girl with big teeth......

"Criterion closet picks" but they're going through my teenage DVD collection, having to choose between The Craft, Space Jam, and Cruel Intentions

"Actors on Actors" but both parties are taking the polygraph test and getting electroshock every time they lie

Most kita teachers in Berlin look like someone who escaped prison and I'm here for it

What the world needs now is love sweet love. But also, a moral panic about parents who kiss their children on the lips 'cause they should rot in jail

Ngl I and every gay I know would probably storm the British parliament if Nelly got booted from #GBBO

The Artist's Way sounds like the pumpkin spice latte of creative exploration but its fall so I'm up for it

I look 15 years older than the Golden Bachelorette

The "two phone calls" bit killed me ⚰️

3 episodes into #LoveIsBlindUK and I'm v worried none of these people might be batshit crazy

Just told my partner "I feel like I'm more likely to murder a family member and you're more likely to murder a co-worker" and he agreed 🥲

I'm resurfacing to let you know that the I in IMDB stands for Incel

Last day at work

Important #LoveIsBlind question: who's gonna have the cheapest Cameo and why is it Sarah Ann?

Very hot take but this is Emma Stone's best performance ever