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And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know. Sometimes known as "the 3,293,415th Beatle." Armed self-defense is health care.

St. Louis, Missouri
Joined August 2008
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The problem with having a politically diverse circle of friends is that it REALLY complicates all my virtue signalling.
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Beautiful Halloween costumes.
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Love it! Although I'd like to see how, after the "ad," they transitioned back into the actual story.
TRUE STORY: When the original Star Wars trilogy first aired on Chilean TV, rather than breaking up the action with commercials, beer ads were edited directly into scenes. Not sure if these are better than ad breaks, but they're definitely funnier. Lucasfilm weren't amused though.
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"Canadian Commie Medical Murderer" sounds like an awesome job if you're into that kind of thing. Which it seems a shocking # of Canadian health care workers are? Possible insight: Read book _The Nazi Doctors_(Lifton, 1986). Why, among the professional classes, the Nazi's... 1/2
Shocking - New Liberal MAID bill would allow MAID/euthanasia to be administered in certain circumstances WITHOUT informing the patient of what is about to happen. If someone signs an advance request, the practitioner would NOT be required to even talk to them before ending their life.
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... had particular success recruiting MDs. Also, Canadian Commie Medical Murderers would be an awesome name for a band. 1/2
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Addendum: Regrets. My last flip tweet was in horrifically bad taste, about a topic that truly appalls me. On a much lesser note: And there was no reason for me to put a possessive apostrophe in "Nazi's" becuz I was using it as a simple plural. Shoulda been just: Nazis.
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Replying to @sciencegirl
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This is the absolute state of the libertarian party.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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"But who would unclog the roads?"
Bir adam, belediyenin bir mevsimde yapamadığı işi anında yaptı.
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Out of the mouths of babes
Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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Life is barely 80 years. We should buy the $70,000 Ford F-150. Eat Texas Roadhouse ribs every single Tuesday. Get married four times in Vegas just for the cake. Anyway I am currently rinsing out a ziploc bag to dry on the dish rack.
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It's "could HAVE" (or "could've"), dammit, but otherwise: LOL.
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Socialists say they want to “seize the means of production,” but they don’t want to work.
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I wish they knew just how funny they are
当马儿第一次吃到香蕉,香到停下来思考人生....
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thanks for ruining curious george for me
Los científicos llevan más de 80 años comunicándose con los chimpancés mediante lenguaje de signos. Los chimpancés no han hecho ni una sola pregunta de momento.
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Career coping tip: If you glue a dead wasp to the palm of your hand, you can smack your boss as hard as you want and then act like you just saved him.
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ive been laughing at this video for like 10 minutes
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As cool as a flying car.
This is beautiful ❤️
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One of the stupidest jokes of all time. And yet, yet a stroke of genius
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Any American who is uneasy that foreign militaries may not be stronger than the civilian population of the US suffers from a deep-seated illness. I'm not qualified to put a diagnostic label on such a person's illness, but it might be "treasonous" or maybe just "evil."
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I am screaming "YEEEEHA!" in Freedomese.
I am weeping tears of Patriotism at this joyful news.
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