I've been playing with custom sound alerts on my new phone. I have found the perfect one for X. When I get a notification my alert is Obi-Wan, "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Steve Major retweeted
BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has made a full recovery after tests revealed he was only suffering from low-T. Doctors contacted Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and the Senator was discharged from the hospital eager to return to the Senate.
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The Great American State
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Fair has become another example of an administration that seems increasingly focused on spectacle over governing.
As the centerpiece of the Trump administrationโs Freedom 250 celebration, the event will transform the National Mall into a massive patriotic festival featuring state pavilions, concerts, military displays, historical exhibits, food, rides, and other attractions celebrating Americaโs 250th anniversary.
At a time when many Americans are struggling with housing costs, rising prices, health care, and other everyday challenges, the administration has chosen to pour enormous attention into a highly produced national celebration. The event has become a symbol of a presidency that often appears more interested in creating memorable spectacles and dominating headlines than addressing the problems affecting peopleโs daily lives.
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...and "Schrodinger's Strait" is closed again. Maybe Iran will sign a copy of Trump's "Art of the Deal" and give it to him.
Steve Major retweeted
Negotiations with the Reflecting Pool algae continue... #ReflectingPool
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The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:
- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter
"I make the best algae. It's the greenest. Green like nobody has ever seen before. Everyone else is like, 'sir, how can we get our algae as slimy as yours?' I tell them nobody is as slimy as me and it can't be done by anyone else. I'm the greatest." -DJT
All MAGA "influencers" are nothing but grifters. youtube.com/watch?v=ON3zZGgyโฆ






















