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Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Here's what you didn't realise you needed today: a dodgy holiday 🎶 acapella version of an 80s tune, angled at the @NadineDorries story.
It's called "The Never Ending Dorries" - you can guess what it's parodying (@Limahl_Official).
PS: We're all still scarred by Artax's death
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Looks like the Government's drive to expand public understanding of maths needs to be extended to the Chancellor
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
The Sun achieved its aim. It set out to wound the BBC whatever the collateral damage and however contestable its “ journalism”. The result is one more step to a world the right cherishes - where there is no trusted source of news. And the BBC’s own OTT coverage made it worse.
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Happy 75th Birthday to the @NHSuk
Trafford General Hospital (built 1926-28) is known as the birthplace of the NHS. On this day in 1948, the hospital was symbolically handed over to health minister Nye Bevan, thus becoming the first in the world to offer free healthcare to all.
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Hell will freeze over before I call that nasty old whore 'Queen'.
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
"Refused"...? Check yourselves @SkyNews. Why are you painting this dead woman as the protagonist in this situation? FFS.
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Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Manchester's original ‘Tram Taylor’ cardboard cut-out is to be auctioned off manchestereveningnews.co.uk/…
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Doug and I are thinking of the families who lost loved ones and the communities devastated by the storms this weekend.
Our Administration stands ready to support recovery efforts in any way we can.
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Well done R kid 😂
A big congratulations to Michelle Yeoh on wining the Oscar for Best Actress. 🎉👏
Michelle graduated with a bachelor's degree in creative arts and drama in 1983 and is understood to have studied at our former Cheshire campus.
Find out more 👉 bit.ly/3yDE4kT
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
I don't have a fucking clue how car registration plates work nowadays. It's not like the olden days when they were a single letter at the end. I feel it's too late to ask someone and the Google explanation confuses the fuck out of me.
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
One of the most surprising parts of the Matt Hancock scandal is the revelation that people refer to Oakeshott as a journalist. Personally, I think it’s more fitting to describe her as an opportunist, or a twat.
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Sunak says how wonderful it is that Northern Ireland gets privileged access to the single market. I’d like that for the rest of the UK.
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
Me: "Twitter is toxic I need a break"
Me an hour later: "You little Tory c*nt"
Steve Lasch 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺👽🛸 retweeted
EXCLUSIVE: Jonathan Gullis's Mastermind appearance.
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