
I write for @lifehacker. I am a man-about-town.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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Follow me on Threads. Fuck a Twitter. threads.net/@steveanthjohnso…
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I got hold of this unreleased track about Diddy Parties from (NAME REDACTED) a famous pop singer. I probably shouldn't post a leak, but I think it's important and sheds new light on the case. No, it's NOT AI. youtube.com/watch?v=fO45CGP0…
This upcoming Netflix movie is about a woman who is transformed into a chicken nugget. It's at the top of the must-watch list. youtube.com/watch?v=9OWhVGM6…
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Holiday greetings to wordsmith @steveajohnson & the other peoples' heroes at @lifehacker for including @redbox in their great festive seasonal roundup of 50 Best Christmas Movies You Can Stream Right Now! lifehacker.com/entertainment…
My article “How to Summon a Demon” is number 3 on google for these search terms. This is a significant personal and professional milestone. lifehacker.com/how-to-summon…
Nice work with Jimmy Buffet! @jakegaskill. Ya did it!
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Our statement on the exodus of Editors-in-Chief from G/O Media sites

ALT screenshot of joint statement from The Onion Union and GMG Union: G/O Media has lost seven Editors-in-Chief in eight months as CEO Jim Spanfeller and Editorial Director Merrill Brown focus their time and resources on misguided initiatives like AI-generated articles and an ill-conceived writer "scorecard" that promotes quantity over quality. The GMG and Onion Unions strenuously object to the ongoing mistreatment and mismanagement of editorial staff, and continue to demand G/O management bargain over the "scorecard" and other wasteful initiatives.
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Our statement on the exodus of Editors-in-Chief from G/O Media sites
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The scorecard thing is absolute pure herb shit. Magnificent. The dumbest idea executed in the most infuriating way thedailybeast.com/jezebel-bo…
If you could see inside his mind, it would just be a snowman with its hat blown off.











