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London
Joined July 2008
Today I’m being stalked by 3 massive fucking helicopters
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France looking serious
Well done England you’ve won your football badge youtu.be/6UW_fHm7SQo
Gary Lineker is gloating
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All in the same place. When’s the first from somewhere else?
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anyone bring any coke?
So Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn for next PM is the question
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Holy shit.
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going to be a fucking car crash isn’t it
Really enjoying this time-travel thriller, where a man stuck in 2013 tweets desperate warnings to his 2017 self, who has become President. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
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What will today’s installment of Live From Hitler’s Bunker bring?
Oh he’s woken up.
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It’s awful & terrifying but pretty amazing to be able to watch the worst person in the world unravel live, day after day after day.
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Every morning he picks up his phone and disintegrates a little bit more, in front of the whole world.
Steve Guy retweeted
My favourite "Trump Draws" so far:
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Nah, all good. So, mid-April? A lazy summer hanging out in Victoria Park beckons.