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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Men say this in hopes it will cause a young girl to be with them. The hoops they will jump through to confuse a young woman are never ending.
I'll say again, The pain old modern women feel when a 50+ man wifes a younger woman isn't hate. It's regret. She knows she fumbled her prime chasing the wrong things.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Last election, maga got everything they wanted. Trump as president, a Congress devoted to trump, and a Supreme Court to back him. And with all that, they're still the most unhappy people in the country. I believe that their addiction to hate can never be satisfied. Ever.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
The real revolution is at the ballot box; conservatives understood that, which is why they’ll control the Supreme Court for the next 30 years and just closed a deal to own like 90% of the mainstream media. The “revolution” already happened, yall didn’t show up, we lost.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
lets check some of those group chats you and your coworkers are in, hmm? i'm sure it's a bastion of honor and decency
As a young conservative staffer, I’ve always thought of progressive staffers as honorable opponents in the war of ideas, messaging, and political strategy. I’m learning they do not think of us the same way.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Transgender and socialism are interchangeable words that Republicans use whenever they don’t want to talk about their inability to govern.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
White sex tourists hate being reminded of the fact that their behaviour is embarrassing and low-status. This girl isnt the first daughter of these type of couples to come forward to talk abt the issues of having a passportbro-father. Theres several:
Imagine being an older divorced guy, you go to Thailand to start a happy healthy age gap relationship, have a lovely daughter, you bring them back to the West, raise them & give inheritance. 20 years later your brainwashed daughter is radfem posting on Instagram about you. Brutal
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Most women work these days. That threat is meaningless now. Keep crying about it.
If sex isn’t an obligation in marriage, then husbands have no obligation to financially provide for their wives.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
What a powerful closing message for the mid-terms.
Ted Cruz: "Right now, if you are left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump"
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Really is hilarious how you don’t really hear shit about student loan forgiveness anymore even though Trump literally ended the program that Biden created to make it more affordable to pay off. They all just move on to the next omnicause.
Remember when we all died at the hill of student debt for that to be a non issue in 2 years? Lmao
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
They know culture wars will win over the ignorant masses because hating on something let's those people forget about their own misery.
Ashley Hinson claims Josh Turek supports "allowing kids to change their gender at school and not tell their parents"
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Probably the most pushback I ever got from a tweet is when I said the Luigi Mangione assassination wouldn’t change anything at all. I got like 10k QTs on that. But I was right in the end, it really didn’t other than make some memes
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
i personally think this specific moral panic of schools transitioning your kid without your permission is to conservatives just one of those “noble lies” you have to tell yourself in order to be a member of the club. it’s easier for them than “my trans child doesn’t trust me.”
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
I mean - people believed him when he said people were eating cats and dogs Surgery on little kids without anyone’s consent? People are going to believe it. Consider the pattern: point hate at those who are different
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
I have 4 kids in public school and the nurse has to call me for permission to give them tylenol Theres a 0.0% chance of the principal performing a sex change on my child during study hall
Replying to @Lauderdale11
You are obviously not in public schools
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
They don’t even talk about policy anymore. It’s come down to “vote against Republicans and you’re GAY!”
If you’re a dude and you’re voting blue for the midterms, I assume you’ll be wearing a dress to the polls.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Men are far more emotional than women, they just pretend anger, impatience, boredom, and jealousy are not emotions when experienced by men. So, when men feel these emotions—like if their team loses or a woman writes something online—they insist they are being un-emotional.
Men run on logic. Women run on emotions.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Women know, men like this just lie about their misogyny, frame it as benevolent, & use the fear of "other men" to trap women. What women should note is that any man who defines your human value by a man's "conquest" of you is a man who will never see your humanity.
As a senior at Cornell, I have spent enough time around young men to know that most young women would be appalled by what is said behind their backs. Read the full piece below.
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
Men: "IT'S NOT ALL MEN!" Also men: "Well, why did the victim go to a place where MEN are? What did they think was going to happen?"
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
men in the comments doing mental gymnastics to explain how it’s totally not rape to want to have sex with a woman who doesn’t and to make her do it
How do you guys even want to have sex with a woman who doesn’t want to have sex?
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stephani. 🥞🥓🍳🥂 retweeted
“accountability” is the new dog whistle. accountable for What?? wearing bike shorts??
Replying to @AshleyTXBurner
Hope this helps you stop dodging accountability.
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