Dad. Husband. Dog Magnet. Soccer fan. Nature enthusiast. Year-round iced coffee drinker. Chips & salsa lover. Nerd. (No particular order)
Woodstock, GA
Joined March 2007
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Stephen Haas retweeted
Southern Californians, if you're feeling weird and anxious right now and don't quite know why...it's because the barometric pressure is rapidly dropping ahead of the storm and all your mammalian instincts are screaming at you to take shelter or get the hell to high ground.
Stephen Haas retweeted
Taylor Swift dominating in the center of the pitch so far tonight.
Have to think Garth Lagerway and Gonzalo Pineda have some interest in midfield reinforcement.
Fellow ADHD brains: What’s currently at the top of your “this hobby looks fun/interesting and expensive but I don’t really need another hobby” list?
(If you know, you know)
As of 10:30 Friday morning, mine is HAM radio.
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Stephen Haas retweeted
Together for 2027. 🇺🇸🇲🇽
The United States and Mexico will bid to host @FIFAWWC 2027 🏆
Stephen Haas retweeted
If my zip-off cargo pants/shorts aren't cool, then don't @ me when you need someone to hold something for you. Walk around with your dumb stuff in your silly hands. I will not save you.
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If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏
Stephen Haas retweeted
Here is how quick these photos have to move on a news wire. APs image was taken at 11:29 and sent over the wire at 11:36. The Reuters image was most likely taken at the same time and moved at 11:43. An AP image is front of @nytimes @washingtonpost & @latimes speed is HUGE.
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Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…
ALT Excuse me, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. A bear peering through a cabin window.
Stephen Haas retweeted
I'm thinking of telling my family I ordered long-stem roses for them for Valentine's Day to be delivered by this new high-altitude balloon service, but now there's a problem with delivery. Convincing, you think?
Stephen Haas retweeted
Goodnight Moon,
Goodnight Chinese high-altitude spy balloon,
Goodnight stars,
Goodnight air,
Goodnight persistent overhead reconnaissance everywhere. – at Arlington, VA
Stephen Haas retweeted
I am 36 years old, super happily married with 2 beautiful children that both have great vibes. How can an Arsenal result still affect my day so much lmao this sport is ridiculous 😭
