
"You would watch Chris Evans fart for 2 hours!"- my mom || the tall white woman of @hipstrparamedic's heart, the virgo of @waystarroyhoe's nightmares
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who else is marching on nestle with cher tomorrow
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"He always acted like he was smarter than us." - Front Office that just traded Jaylen Brown for 36 year old Paul George
People in the NBA believe Jaylen Brown has a "disease" where he thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, per @colincowherd
“I had two NBA sources … two people in the league, one an executive, one a scout, say that Jaylen Brown has — it’s a disease. He suddenly thinks he’s the smartest guy in every room he’s in ... You make a lot of money, suddenly you’re absolutely sure, you don’t wanna listen to your bosses, you don’t wanna listen to consultants, you don’t wanna listen to teammates.”
(Via @volumebball, h/t @TheNBABase)
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HUGE DAY FOR ALL US LIFELONG PARAGUAY FANS SINCE EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to discontinue the app for its Sora video platform, a product it released to great fanfare last year that has since fallen from public view. on.wsj.com/4bvwz3R
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Bari Weiss has never really worked as a journalist. She is an opinion writer who runs an opinion Substack. The idea that she has insights that supersede those of the journalists at 60 Minutes is absurd.
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Remember when the BBC refused to air the film “Gaza: Doctors Under Attack” about Israel killing and torturing doctors and much of the journalism industry remained silent?
Censorship was never going to stop at Palestine.
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that’s a really funny way of saying “israel is actively stealing palestinian land in violation of international law”
Israel approves 19 new settlements in occupied West Bank bbc.in/4an5ik1
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Don’t become numb to these atrocities - there are not separate kinds of human beings - what is done to one is done to all .
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i know you guys think he's not really watching these but he was four rows away when I saw SINNERS. he googled "sinners true story?" and "how many micheal b jordans are there 2025" mid-movie w/ the screen on full brightness





































