Joined August 2011
hey (with the intention of curling up on you like a sleepy cat while you wrap your arms around me and give me little kisses)
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Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office
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someone needs to talk me out of hacking a lululemon smart mirror
I love seeing people hack their LuLu Lemon Smart mirror. I paid $100 for mine and its the best project I ever did.
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finally cold in San Francisco thank GOD!
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Whatever, I didn’t want good sushi anyway
are you serious. never in my LIFE-
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are you serious. never in my LIFE-
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being sore from a workout you weren't trying very hard at
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recovering from my ed and realizing gaining weight makes you look better both in clothes and naked
As a woman you have to choose between being skinny and looking good in clothes, or having a little extra fat and looking good naked
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Watched You Can See Everything it left me so speechless all i could do was draw them as Magnet
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remote workers on a tuesday:
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Every single friend I have texted since getting an iPhone has reacted with enthusiasm about my new blue messages… Reporting live from the frontlines: your friends probably hate your Android!
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getting awfully autumnal in SF…!
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these embroidered pants are the only thing keeping me from despairing over a bad hair day
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They’re cutting the Carian Knight program at Raya Lucaria. I’m gonna have to change to a glintstone sorcerer major. This university man. Gets worse every year.
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not really sure about iPhone’s always-on food delivery UI
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how it feels to witness the malfoid situation while personally still recovering from being in the 2012 harry potter tumblr trenches:
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last Friday vs today’s ootd… heartbreaking lack of piña coladas today
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best part of a new phone is always the aestheticmaxxing
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I'm too jumpy to enjoy fleet week. like please stop flying over me i feel like a baby deer
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I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted to get coffee and play elden ring for 3h
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