Chris Steinert

Did a little drawing with my son tonight, and committed myself to actually finishing whatever I did. It’s been awhile, so it is admittedly rough. But I enjoyed it, and if you want an oversized bookmark of Thor hit me up.

James Brown dropping Al Davis’ famous line in reference to the Chiefs is hilarious. #CommitmentToExcellence

My son wasn’t feeling well overnight, and he described it by saying “I sounded like the horses do when you hit them in Minecraft.” I’ll let you know what the medical journals say.

I’ve determined I’m a sucker for well-executed repeating-day movie concepts: ‘Groundhog Day’; ‘12:01’; even the surprisingly enjoyable ‘12 Dates of Christmas’. I must find more.

I hope Cris Collinsworth stops trying to make “Texas Coast offense” a thing. #SundayNightFootball

Because why not try another Wordle variant: I played contexto.me #152 and got it in 7 guesses. 🟩🟩🟩🟩 5 🟨 1 🟥 1

If the ‘Boys/Bucs game comes down to three missed Dallas XPs, it is going to be a sports talk apocalypse.

Santa’s got it right: Milk and cookies is amazing.

Three decades later, “Enter Sandman” holds up as the absolute best song of my high school years. #offtoneverneverland

Any chance Sazz Pataki can get her own series? @hulu @OnlyMurdersHulu

It was just a coincidence that I watched “All My Friends Hate Me” the weekend of my most recent high school reunion … but at the same time it was fitting considering the neurotic feelings they can engender. m.youtube.com/watch?v=WP6Q34…

There a subtle but noticeable unease to being in line for an election with a particularly contentious ballot item. Like all it takes is a wrong look to start wondering who your friends are …

Man, all we needed was UNLV for a ‘90s throwback Final Four.

This is about as close to a no-ref Super Bowl as we may see. Perhaps if they’d called a few more of the 1st half fouls, the CBs would have adjusted their game and they wouldn’t have had the endgame calls. But for three quarters they made them feel like they could get away with it

Let’s play “What was in Chris’ coat pocket from last winter?” If you guessed an unopened instant oatmeal packet and a pair of padded trampoline park socks, you win! #random

Perils of working at home: Child A came in to lament the unfairness of Child B finding an unstoppable pass route combination in Madden despite HAVING THE SAME FREAKING TEAM (his emphasis, not mine). Later Child C came in to see if I’d “design a quick ‘Cupcake Wars’ logo” for her.

I’ll put this under the category of “Screenshots I don’t remember taking but I see why I did.”

Maybe the secret to success is knowing what are honest mistakes anyone could make and what is just you being an idiot.

Loved that Pictogram sequence. #OlympicGames