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I think my favorite part of the 2026 World Cup will be Lamine Yamal's baby brother 🥹🫶🏻
Vag!nas are expected to be completely hairless and smooth to the touch, smell like lavender and somehow taste like a sweet fruit, meanwhile there are plenty of hairy, discoloured, sweaty, salty ballsacks out here expecting to be welcomed into someone’s mouth.
The standards are wildly one sided.
if you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head 🤷🏻♀️
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NOT AN ACCIDENT, but if you're seeing this on December 27th, the winning era begins for you. Relationships. Health. Wealth. Everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing gets better from here. You're so lucky.
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Muscles ain’t saving the guys anymore.
In Malta and seeing too many topless gym dudes getting rejected.
But, the high cholesterol and charismatic guys? SCORING.
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Overdue a sexy night out in a skimpy dress, 6inch heels, glued to the lips of a delicious dark-skinned boo who’s obsessed with me, and the night concludes with a happy ending.
A little something to take the edge off.





























