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stephanie

@stefezes

I want to eat pasta alone in silence

Joined May 2011
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i wonder if my dog can tell when i’m drunk
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genuinely can someone explain to me how it’s possible that every platform i use is keeping tabs on me and selling my data to advertisers and yet i still basically never get ads for anything i would even remotely consider spending money on
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q (@hoodieoscar) profile pictureq@hoodieoscarNov 5
hoping a male athlete is a good person is like hoping the the stripper loves you
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if a guy from fb marketplace wants to buy something from me and has already e-transferred me the money, how long should i wait after our agreed upon time for him to come pick it up before i say fuck this and send him his money back
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should i buy myself a $450 christmas tree with twinkling lights from costco yes or no
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joel@_CristianJoelNov 2
probé dormir mis 8hrs, comer bien y efectivamente el problema es tener q trabajar
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I unintentionally lost 50lbs this year so if your diet isn’t working you should consider stress and anxiety and losing the will to live and the weight will just drop right off! Follow me for more life hacks ♡
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laila@tahilaphoNov 2
ngl i be doing the same shit men do but my heart is pure so it don’t count
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every single monday to friday
sintashta 𖹭 𐂃𐂅 (@traumlallerin) profile picturesintashta 𖹭 𐂃𐂅@traumlallerinNov 1
do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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blur@theblur___Oct 30
me liking all the heart bicep posts:
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forget my browser history, i need someone to delete my uber eats history when i die
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i know how the majority of people feel about bringing an iced coffee to an interview, but what are y’alls thoughts on a cat walking in front of the camera during a virtual interview???
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@Squeeze1iOct 29
I highly encourage people with ADHD to use spite as a motivator. look at how much shit you get done when it’s fueled by a “I got something for yo ass”
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i’m so gung ho about new jobs when it’s time to apply, but i couldn’t care less when it’s time to interview
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probably shouldn’t give up my cushy, fully remote job anyway
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and sometimes the meds cause erectile dysfunction of the penis 😔
zak (@serialkill3d_) profile picturezak@serialkill3d_Oct 29
adhd is erectile dysfunction of the mind
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wormbuxxx@wormbuxxOct 29
Dm me if it’s hanging like this
𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 (@dorawhite47) profile picture𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹
@dorawhite47Oct 28
Actor Jon Hamm while carrying an iced drink in Los Angeles, California.
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𝖆 🫀@amorphous_auraOct 28
maybe it didn't work out bc that loser woulda ruined your life
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Me at the end of the Teams meeting when they ask for any questions:
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fabricland is absolutely bumping at noon on a thursday
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