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Timeline full of song lyrics and angry sports tweets.

Joined December 2012
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everytime i wanna quit i remember horses don’t stop
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Man, where do I even begin…
Who is your favorite athlete to play for a DC sports team?
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2016-17 John Wall CROSSOVERS ☠️
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We gonna be ass again next year buddy, we can do this all day
NEW: Should Cooper Flagg threaten to run it back at Duke to avoid becoming a Wizard or Hornet? 🤔 “Players have until June 15 to withdraw from the draft. The lottery is on May 12... Team Flagg can send out all sorts of smoke signals. If the Wizards or Hornets win the lottery, they’d better trade the pick or the Maine Event is headed back to Durham.” (via @andystaples) on3.com/news/should-cooper-f…
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ryan christopher retweeted
Kids dont even call you a “doodoo head" no more they just straight up call you a b!tch
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Thanking Tesla for making a safe car and then immediately explaining that that car autonomously drove itself over a curb and into a light pole at 40 MPH is actually insane.
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Idk who goes to the bench but Ant gotta start
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If a rookie dropped 29/5/13/5/3 as a guard in the NBA, people would LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS. Let's be honest.
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If running line drills are good enough for NBA player in training camp, no high school or college player should be complaining
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Hardest pill to swallow is realizing people do not care. They’ll hurt you & really go on about their lives. Not even slightly affected about what they did to you & how you feel. Regardless if it’s friendships, relationships, or family.
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Lebron really got his son drafted to the same NBA team he’s on. He got his close friend as his agent and his podcast mate as his head coach. He made sure all his people got a spot at the dinner table. As real as it gets
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We going on the 6th season of Thanasis Antetokounmpo being employed by the Bucks y’all better get the fuck out my face man
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ryan christopher retweeted
Look at how much LeBron loved being a dad to Bronny as a baby. Bron is a model father.
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Way too much unnecessary Bronny hate. Good for Lebron and his family.
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This kid is gonna cook some team for 24 points on 6/8 from deep, post one of these after, and give that teams fans a stroke
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Thor arriving to Wakanda was real cinema xitter.cf/TxZ1872/status/1212516…
Define “Peak Fiction”
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Nah wtf is this WNBA???? The first ever quadruple dribble 😭😭
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Replying to @LakeShowYo
Tatum opening line at parade: Four scores and seven years…
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“Everybody was wondering what would happen if we didn't win… I guess we'll never know” Tatum still hasn’t said anything original 😭
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I’m so glad this guy is telling the world what Wizards fans have known for years. 🔥
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