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Mostly satire, sometimes not, I’ll let you decide which

Washington, DC
Joined December 2024
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Humble yourself buddy, always a bigger fish
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Bloomington must be deserted, because Atlanta is a sea of Crimson & Cream.
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Full Mark McGwire fit to the IU v Oregon game is insane
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When the waitress brings out a fresh round of sake bombs
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Ryan Clark 24/7
Ryan Clark: "That’s the non-player in you" Peter Schrager: "Don’t belittle me like that, I can come and say as three ex-players are saying one thing, and give an alternative perspective" Ryan Clark: "Peter, what I need for you to do is not get mad and let me finish"
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Every Somali should be driven from the country in a modern day Trail of Tears to ships waiting to take them all back to the shithole they’re so proud of.
Prosecutors say Somalis in Minnesota are threatening to murder the mother of a 12-year-old girl who was kidnapped and sexually assaulted by Qalinle Ibrahim Dirie. “The victim’s mother stated that she and her family have been receiving death threats within the Somali community.”
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I'm always terrified when I'm walking the streets of DC at night that some gang of youths will sneak up behind me and list certain expenditures as legal expenses.
Replying to @peterbakernyt
Trump himself has been convicted of 34 felonies and is the first criminal elected president.
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POV: you say your Uber drivers name out loud
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Nervous traveler hehe - Chicago bendy starts ahora
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I will donate $100,000 to your campaign if you spend 1 month living in a NYCHA run property @ZohranKMamdani
Zohran Mamdani: "We will slowly buy up the housing on the private market and convert properties into communes"
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Groupchat is monitoring the situation
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I’ve dumped loads in bitches you wouldn’t even look at
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If I were a medieval peasant I would 100% be the dude that drank too many pints of mead and woke up in some random stable or a ditch
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They allow porn on this app?
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Ate pussy this morning to protest pride month
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Pussy for breakfast and this for lunch - Thad is having a fine Sunday
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Me in the Princeton rock room T-24 hours
Her: how’s it going down there Me:
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What food should Thaddy daddy get to cure his hangover?
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