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hey, before this thematically significant arc i just want to say...if i dont make it, you have to take a piece of my iconic outfit and incorporate it into your iconic outfit, okay? for the visual representation of how i'll never leave you and how my memory haunts the narrative
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i need a pokemon game that will have your rival spiral so bad after a loss they join the villain team as a way to get revenge on u
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You can withdraw the cash from your EBT & load it onto your cashapp & buy the whatever you're trying to but.
This is performative. Red meat for their dumb base
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I was a physics major for about 2 weeks until my lab partner told me he sees equations in his dreams and I said that’s pretty cool man and went back to my dorm and immediately switched my major.
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i think we are deeply connected but not in a romantic or physical way. i think i am meant to wield you
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Earth shattering 3 track run. imagine this being the first 3 tracks on your debut album. We were so lucky man
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ino and her husband sai is everything for me. sometimes a bad bitch married a twink with sluty waist so they can queen out together
It’s so funny that you can tell Naruto games had no idea what to do with Ino xitter.cf/SeyaFartos/status/1813…
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being vegan but also owning guns is perilous because you'll just open your email and a manufacturer sent you a post and it's a photo of a pickup absolutely full of dead animals like "take a trip with us and country music star rhyder lemon into hog country!"
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ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self
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"you teach me and i'll teach you" from the pokémon themesong has kind of been a generational lyric from anything ever to me
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Asked the tsa agent earlier, “is it a laptop out of the bag day” and he said, “it’s always a laptop out of the bag day” and I replied, “that is simply not true” and then he rolled his eyes and walked away



























