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Alec Gideon Lightwood | parody

@steadypresence

Be myself and say something nice? I'm flattered you think so highly of me but I can't do both. | THIS IS MY BROTHER, @lentamiles AND I NEED A SHOVEL TO LOVE HIM

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Joined June 2020
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"We're Lightwoods. We break noses and accept the consequences. We also need to always have the last word." - New to character - Mostly descriptive - DMs to plot - Send banter anytime
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─ ; HOT STUFF@lentamilesMar 24
|| Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Bro... Some would think I don't have a life...
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Stefan Salvatore@BroodingValor7 Nov 2022
I want to take care of people, other Shadowhunters, people who need me. I want to run an Institute. TDA | TMI | RP21+ | Protective | Mischievous | Imaginative | Saber enthusiast | Dark/mature themes | Crossover/OC friendly | SLs/banter
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|| BAHAHA I'm sorry you had to go through that. At first I wasn't in favour of it either cause it's not that cold by your standards but it is pretty chilly by our standards in the morning. They've gone soft on the children but I'm getting extra time to be snuggled in bed so
─ ; HOT STUFF (@lentamiles) profile picture─ ; HOT STUFF@lentamilesJan 27
|| Sorry for tuning in. But EXCUSE ME? Delayed school because of the weather?! I went to school with snow up to my knees and with temperatures that made bus rides feel like saunas. We were all knocked out. And the ride was 45 minutes in one direction! What is this bullshit?
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|| Duh. What else was I meant to call you?
Ꭱꭺꮩꭼɴ (@TeaLovingCorvid) profile pictureᎡꭺꮩꭼɴ@TeaLovingCorvid23 Nov 2025
Also quick note: I may be Raven now, but Miafit may still call me Peru XD
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|| it has been eons 🥺😭
Cᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ (@DorkishSatire) profile pictureCᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ@DorkishSatireJan 24
Feels like years since I spoke to Misfit.
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Alec Lightwood@SaltyRigidity9 Dec 2025
"... mostly extinct is not extinct enough." 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚌 𝙻𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍 Shadowhunter. Brother. Parabatai. Professional eye roller. Mature themes may be present; no minors. Ships Malec with high chem. Written by raven.xn--6ii Video credit to tatizfx on tiktok
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Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection 🪓 (@Dostoevskyquot) profile picture
Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection 🪓
@Dostoevskyquot30 Jan 2025
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"Yes, I like the sound of that."
Alec Gideon Lightwood (@SelflessShadow) profile pictureAlec Gideon Lightwood@SelflessShadow23 Jan 2025
“We really need to get together and mess with Jace again.”
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"Your twin misses you too."
Alec Gideon Lightwood (@SelflessShadow) profile pictureAlec Gideon Lightwood@SelflessShadow14 Jan 2025
“Y’all I miss my twin.”
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Cᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ@DorkishSatire16 Jul 2024
It's chemical. Writer account of #Cᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ. Angst all the way. Morally grey or bust. Potentially triggering content. MDNI. #BookDevotee #JawQueen #WineEnthusiast
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|| Twitter keeps crashing for me today. I still don't send DMs. Past two weeks I've been busy with work. I shall make a revival
Cᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ (@DorkishSatire) profile pictureCᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ@DorkishSatire21 Sep 2024
Are my people collectively done with this app, is it time for mass deactivation? 👀
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|| likewise I miss it too
Cᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ (@DorkishSatire) profile pictureCᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ@DorkishSatire17 Aug 2024
I miss the sporadic times when Insolent, Misfit and Rogue would all be online at the same time.
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|| If they act on this, I'd be so pissed.
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Coughs. "What?" He is d-i-s-t-r-a-c-t-i-n-g ? Hm.. he was sure that gene skipped him in the family.
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Good. He needs Magnus to know if he ever does that it's not meant to be intentional.
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Tilts his head confusion evident upon a face not having a clue as to what the other was referring to. "Does that mean you can stay?"
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Just noticed @AmaranthineBrio's bio. Points to myself, am I the grumpy cat?
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Only when you use magic, if I try to give him a bath . . . well I'm sure you remember what happened last time.
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It's not a bad start from being clueless and in denial?
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"H-how did you get them here so fast?", he's looking around for a hidden portal. He was sure there weren't any kittens in the vicinity seconds ago.
Alec Gideon Lightwood (@SelflessShadow) profile pictureAlec Gideon Lightwood@SelflessShadow23 Jul 2024
He beamed at the thought. “Void and Abyss.”
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