@statssstudent

Views here do not represent me, my forebears, my great aunt on my mothers side, or my country. Proud Toffee alt. Might be at https://xitter.cf/t.co/Sdx9La2wbi idk wbu? he/him

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Joined October 2021
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HD Moore@hdmooreOct 20
arstechnica.com/security/202… The private keys for these certs are literally the numbers 4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, and 237 (life imitates XKCD, again).

The Internet goes on high alert after discovery of 8 compromised TLS certs

Intermediate certs allow anyone to mint web credentials for any Internet server.

arstechnica.com
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Andrew Rollason@rollo75Oct 19
Replying to @ninjacatalone
"We’re not even close to France?" FACT: France is closer to Australia than New Zealand is.
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Pete@petetweetsshitOct 18
The entitled generation. Man’s not even retired and whinging that he doesn’t get a 5% discount at the supermarket. He’s barely 65!
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POPE LEO HAS PASSED the night peacefully. THE HOLY FATHER BREATHED HIS LAST dose of aerosolised saline via the nebuliser and is now resting comfortably. HIS HOLINESS IS NO LONGER WITH US in intensive care, having been transferred to the medical unit. 🇮🇹 ➡️ 🔀 ➡️ 🔄➡️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Catholic Arena
@CatholicArenaOct 14
🚨 POPE LATEST 'The night passed calmly for the Pope. Further information will be provided later today' - Holy See Press Office
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J u h a@juhasaarinenOct 14
So this job's going at Kiwibank.
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Cancel Kiwibank For Trivialising Sexual Harrassment Take all your money out of Kiwibank #TheKiwibankIsOutOfMoney #TheBanksAreOutOfMoney
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Francis McRae@FrankMcRaeOct 14
Did kiwibank really try to make an earnest point about sexual assualt in response to everyone making fun of their sheep. Jesus christ, i didnt think it was possible to make this worse
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BREAKING: Buck da sheep has joined da ACT party list with da hopes of getting into parli to support Laura McClure’s anti deepfake members bill
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Tankie guy who came around on Zelensky after he started bombing data centres
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Tiare@Tiare_MPOct 13
Ok let me rephrase this: it is going to be raised anyway so maybe you old fucks who ruined the planet could take some of the burden as well :)
Tiare@Tiare_MPOct 13
Nearly everyone under the age of like, 30, already believes the super age will be raised so can we just hurry up and get on with it It’s unsustainable at 65 anyway
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With polling continuing to tumble, things are getting desperate for da luxxo campaign
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"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
john oliver quoting me on a Kiwibank's sexy sheep

ALT john oliver quoting me on a Kiwibank's sexy sheep

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tilde@tilde_postingOct 9
🇵🇸 Tall 🇵🇸@birdluvr420Oct 8
sorry what the fuck?????
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Nationals benefit policies will be mostly popular with the special group of m beneficiaries who aren't expected to be work ready and wont get drug tested
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Beneficiaries are the problem, I say to myself while checking my gofundme begging for people to buy me a family
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The media will hate National’s beneficiary announcement. Particularly random drug testing. What they fail to understand is that these policies are very popular with the general public.
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Economissive@EconomissiveOct 5
I'm a swing voter This election has me wanting to swing by my neck from a tree
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“Will a nationalised BNZ also have a fuckable sheep?”
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Trains!? On a public holiday!!? At this time of the year!!! In this part of the country!!!! Localized entirely within the Auckland metro region!?! – at New Zealand
Grady Weatherley-Connell@TheGradyConnellOct 6
Y'all are not gonna believe this... AT have replaced the rail buses on Labour Weekend with a train! WTF how could they :O
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Buck stan@BucksheepwifeOct 5
My face when taking the CRL
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