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The Great White North
Joined July 2012
Christine Sinclair is 100% the GOAT
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There is a 0% chance the all-Canadian division does not result in civil war
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Sam Oosterhoff’s actions 100% spit in the face of every Ontarian who has made sacrifices for the greater good throughout this pandemic
In the now-deleted photos, Sam Oosterhoff, who serves as parliamentary assistant to Education Minister Stephen Lecce, is packed tightly with other people for several group photos. toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-m…
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We love a “do as I say, not as I do” government 👏🏻
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838 COVID cases today in Ontario and your elected officials are openly flaunting the rules and bragging about it on social media. Someone must be held accountable, @fordnation. @samoosterhoff must resign.
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This Sudbury born game show host is responsible for 61% of exported Canadian sass and captivates audiences every weeknight around the globe
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100% of Canadian kid’s Halloween costumes are under a coat right now
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We’ve changed our minds. We just want to know how many Shoppers Optimum points you have
Think your banking data is private? For 500,000 Canadians, information like bill payments, cash withdrawals and etransfers will be made available to Stats Canada, if the agency’s requests are granted, @globalnews has exclusively learned. trib.al/Cg6E0Lj
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There’s a 73% chance that if you chant the name Gritty three times while looking into a mirror that he will appear behind you covered in blood
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Canadians are 39% faster and more proficient at sourcing non-American products at the grocery store since July 1st
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91% of Leafs fans are in favour of changing it from Dundas Street to Dubas Street
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Since the start of the Olympics the number of Canadian children that want to grow up to become Marie-Philip Poulin has risen by 29%
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There’s a 100% chance that Tessa and Scott never pay for another drink for the rest of their lives
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Meanwhile 67% of Canadians watching the Olympics today have only gotten off the couch to get more snacks xitter.cf/devin_heroux/status/96…
This was Mark McMorris 11 months ago. He’s a bronze medallist at the #Olympics today. Remarkable.
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50% of looking smart while watching the Olympics is just muttering “poor form” every few minutes
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43% of Canadians still can’t figure out the time zone differences for South Korea
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