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statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
its much worse, if you had aaguid attestation enabled for only specific passkeys, microsoft opens the flood gates by setting up a secondary profile that allows any passkey. so now your end users can enroll anything and u either support it or remove the passkeys. a nightmare!
Omarchy fanbois getting sent to the fucking shadow zone for picking fights with the wrong ass people is never not funny.
statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
This is amazing 🤣🤣@ProgrammerDude cooked this knuckle-dragger🤣🤣
statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
‼️BREAKING: An actively exploited unknown critical Citrix NetScaler zero-day has prompted governments and organizations to SHUTDOWN all their devices immediately.
We don't know what's exactly going on yet. Stay tuned for more info.
Theyre even escaping the tic tac toe sandbox @UK_Daniel_Card
Netscape.net checking
If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @hotmail, or @msn... you have seniority on the internet.
statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
THE ANIME LADIES PREDICTED SHINYHUNTERS DESTROYING THE FEDS
Yo, we all gotta talk bout ShinyHunters vs PeopleSoft
So let met get this right.. 113 of you said lets pack HR, payroll, finance, procurement, supply chain, student records, employee identities, and every business process with a pulse all into one giant loot piñata with an ugly @Oracle logo stamped on it?
Love me a place where their leadership finally discovers "mission critical" means too important to patch, too entangled to isolate, too expensive to replace, and too embarrassing to explain.
Congratulations kings. You all running a Threat Actor Costco and gave ShinyHunters an executive membership.
This should be the quote for every damn news article about this out there. Oracle is a fucking scourge on this front.
Yo, we all gotta talk bout ShinyHunters vs PeopleSoft
So let met get this right.. 113 of you said lets pack HR, payroll, finance, procurement, supply chain, student records, employee identities, and every business process with a pulse all into one giant loot piñata with an ugly @Oracle logo stamped on it?
Love me a place where their leadership finally discovers "mission critical" means too important to patch, too entangled to isolate, too expensive to replace, and too embarrassing to explain.
Congratulations kings. You all running a Threat Actor Costco and gave ShinyHunters an executive membership.
statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
BREAKING: ShinyHunters just clapped the FBI.
Not for money.
For an apology.
They defaced apply.fbijobs.gov with Umbreon, hit an Oracle zero-day, walk into AWS GovCloud, and claim 2–3TB on almost every agent, applicant, and a pile of family records.
Kash Patel got named.
Sample data is already circulating.
FBI says they’re “investigating.”
The FLASH report called them phonies and sex pests.
Their response was a national-security incident.
Full Bork Bits breakdown — the part nobody’s saying out loud 👇
Who’s gonna blink first.
#ShinyHunters #FBI #KashPatel #Umbreon
statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
Cybersecurity people want to say this is a security failure, but they're missing the point. The real issue is that the hackers were misaligned.
Someone call METR.
statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
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statictear Ⓥ 🇺🇦 retweeted
> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> get on computer
> check xitter
> pornography all over timeline
> ???
> wtf i dont horny on xitter
> realize reposts
> colleague horny posting on main
OpenAI and Anthropic oversold AI security breaches to pressure feds into protecting turf: insiders trib.al/Jo6xMk5
