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YALL ARE SO FUNNY
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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If Texas turns blue I’ll post pole and hole
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“FIRST BLAC-” “FIRST MUSLI-” “FIRST LATIN-” “FIRST PALESTINIA-” “FIRST NATIV-” “FIRST WOMA-” “FIRST GA-”
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I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed 10000 times this morning and then spent the entire afternoon giving free rides to other non US citizens so they could also illegally vote for him 10000 times. My name is Pauline Hanson and I'm the leader of the One Nation Party in Australia.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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GOD I LOVE WOKE GEN-Z FAGS
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Good morning!
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TEXAS AND LOUISIANA TURNED BLUE
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Me watching the midterms from Melbourne, Australia 🌊
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Did you vote? #midterms
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wait why is it ao3 and not like ao1 or something
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Replying to @bylershowersex
apparently ao2 flopped so hard they jumped straight to the third one
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YASI @bylershowersex
Happy 35th birthday to Zohran Mamdani.
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do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others
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October so far
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shibuya arc
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australia has the most fuck ass wifi in the world
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Replying to @greenie2457
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