Statement Tees

If you text me “We need to talk” then I’m going to reply “Yes we do” . I won’t be the only one stressed

Why babies be acting brand new like you didn’t see them last week

Black people misplace something: Who stole my ish Same person: See I knew Maintence be stealing, aw nvm I found it!

My cousin so ghetto she yelled Period at church instead of Amen

White people: You have something on your face. Black people: “Points to their face” Go like this

If my Moma and your Moma were close friends when I was growing up. Then we were cousins by Black Law.

Every black kid excuse o why they haven’t washed that pot in the sink. -“I was leaving it to soak”

My momma the type to kick you out and report you as a runaway 😂😂😂 #growingupblack

Every black person has a collection of 20 + plus plastic grocery bags somewhere in their house

Just because you say Larry name twice does not make me remember who Larry is 🙄😒 #statementtees

I listen to my white friend one day and told my momma to shut up. Let’s just say I’m lucky to still be alive #statementtees

Try God, not me #statementtees

How could people not love black skin, the way that sunlight hit that melanin. Gets me every time 😩😍 #statementtees

I be having to speak to God before I leave the house, because y’all be testing me #statementtees

My momma swear putting the Macy’s card in my name as a child was to help me 😒 #statementtees

God is my business partner #statementtees

Why we all had to get a whipping, if nobody told on each other growing up #statementtees

Today a good day if God woke you up #statementtees

God really be making a way when I really saw no possible way #statementtees

Only black call everybody they cousin that’s not their real cousin 😂😂 #statementtees